The Valley of Rof L'm Fao

This area, found in The Big Mountains, opens up once you have the bridge in your inventory. Before the bridge it was The Orc Chasm. It is populated by the horrid denizens of the Internet chat room, who will inflict bad spelling damage upon you. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:

As you near the Valley, you hear the beating of drums. Sinister drums. Nearby sinister drums. You freak out, and can go no further.

(You must have at least 68 $stat to adventure here.)
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All monsters here suffer 35-60 damage from the dictionary, which can be used without being consumed.

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1335 HaXx0r
	Item Drops: 334 scroll, Dyspepsi-Cola, 1337 7r0uZ0RZ Meat Drops: 28-31 Substat Gain: 16.2

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Anime Smiley
	Item Drops: 334 scroll, Tasty Fun Good rice candy Meat Drops: None Substat Gain: 15.4

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Flaming Troll
	Item Drops: Trollhouse cookies, flaming talons Meat Drops: 36-47 Substat Gain: 16.6

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Lamz0r N00b
	Item Drops: draggin' ball hat, 33398 scroll Meat Drops: 31-33 Substat Gain: 15.8

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me4t begZ0r
	Item Drops: meat vortex Meat Drops: None Substat Gain: 17.4

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Spam Witch
	Item Drops: 30669 scroll, Spam Witch sammich Meat Drops: 25-34 Substat Gain: 17

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XXX pr0n
	Item Drops: f3d0r4, pr0n legs, lowercase N Meat Drops: 24-34 Substat Gain: 15

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Reference

• The name "The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm" is a play on a non-existent area in Zork 1. In the bundled "invisiClues", one could get help for Zork 1 with the use of a special pen that made hints appear below corresponding questions. The hints were divided by sections of the game, and one section was labeled "The Land Beyond the Chasm". The guide talks extensively about a bridge that can neither be found nor created, and, thus, the area is inaccessible. The section's purpose was to ensure that players couldn't spoil themselves by reading the questions and determining the answers; many other questions had no relevance to gameplay, and still others contained large amounts of blank space in order to fool a player into thinking that might be an important question.
  
  An online version of invisiClues for Zork 1 can be found here.

• Also, orgasm.

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