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[[Image:valley2.gif|The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm|center]]
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This area, found in [[The Big Mountains]], opens up once you have the [[bridge]] in your inventory. Before the bridge it was [[The Orc Chasm]].  It is populated by the horrid denizens of the Internet chat room, who will inflict <font color=purple>'''bad spelling'''</font> damage upon you.  If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:
This area, found in [[The Big Mountains]], opens up once you have the [[bridge]] in your inventory. Before the bridge it was [[The Orc Chasm]].  It is populated by the horrid denizens of the Internet chat room, who will inflict '''{{element|spelling|}}''' damage upon you.  If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:
:As you near the Valley, you hear the beating of drums. Sinister drums. Nearby sinister drums. You freak out, and can go no further.
:As you near the Valley, you hear the beating of drums. Sinister drums. Nearby sinister drums. You freak out, and can go no further.


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{{CombatFrequency|num=100}}
{{CombatFrequency|num=100}}
All monsters here suffer 30-60 damage from the [[dictionary]], which can be used without being consumed.
All monsters here suffer 30-60 damage from the [[dictionary]], which can be used without being consumed.
{{Combat|name=1335 HaXx0r|drops=[[334 scroll]], [[Dyspepsi-Cola]], [[1337 7r0uZ0RZ]]|meat=28-31|stat=16.2|element=[[Bad Spelling]]|image=1335.gif|level=81|hp=71}}
{{Combat|name=1335 HaXx0r|drops=[[334 scroll]], [[Dyspepsi-Cola]], [[1337 7r0uZ0RZ]]|meat=28-31|stat=16.2|element={{element|spelling|}}|image=1335.gif|level=81|hp=71}}
{{Combat|name=Anime Smiley|drops=[[334 scroll]], [[Tasty Fun Good rice candy]]|meat=None|stat=15.4|element=[[Bad Spelling]]|image=smiley.gif|level=77|hp=67}}
{{Combat|name=Anime Smiley|drops=[[334 scroll]], [[Tasty Fun Good rice candy]]|meat=None|stat=15.4|element={{element|spelling|}}|image=smiley.gif|level=77|hp=67}}
{{Combat|name=Flaming Troll|drops=[[Trollhouse cookies]], [[flaming talons]]|meat=36-47|stat=16.6|element=[[Bad Spelling]]|image=flametroll.gif|level=83|hp=73}}
{{Combat|name=Flaming Troll|drops=[[Trollhouse cookies]], [[flaming talons]]|meat=36-47|stat=16.6|element={{element|spelling|}}|image=flametroll.gif|level=83|hp=73}}
{{Combat|name=Lamz0r N00b|drops=[[draggin' ball hat]], [[33398 scroll]]|meat=31-33|stat=15.8|element=[[Bad Spelling]]|image=n00b.gif|level=79|hp=69}}
{{Combat|name=Lamz0r N00b|drops=[[draggin' ball hat]], [[33398 scroll]]|meat=31-33|stat=15.8|element={{element|spelling|}}|image=n00b.gif|level=79|hp=69}}
{{Combat|name=me4t begZ0r|drops=[[meat vortex]]|meat=None|stat=17.4|element=[[Bad Spelling]]|image=beggar.gif|level=87|hp=77}}
{{Combat|name=me4t begZ0r|drops=[[meat vortex]]|meat=None|stat=17.4|element={{element|spelling|}}|image=beggar.gif|level=87|hp=77}}
{{Combat|name=Spam Witch|drops=[[30669 scroll]], [[Spam Witch sammich]]|meat=25-34|stat=17|element=[[Bad Spelling]]|image=spamwitch.gif|level=85|hp=75}}
{{Combat|name=Spam Witch|drops=[[30669 scroll]], [[Spam Witch sammich]]|meat=25-34|stat=17|element={{element|spelling|}}|image=spamwitch.gif|level=85|hp=75}}
{{Combat|name=XXX pr0n|drops=[[f3d0r4]], [[pr0n legs]], [[lowercase N]]|meat=24-34|stat=15|element=[[Bad Spelling]]|image=pr0n.gif|level=75|hp=68}}
{{Combat|name=XXX pr0n|drops=[[f3d0r4]], [[pr0n legs]], [[lowercase N]]|meat=24-34|stat=15|element={{element|spelling|}}|image=pr0n.gif|level=75|hp=68}}


==Reference==
==Reference==

Revision as of 20:24, 28 June 2006

The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm
The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm

This area, found in The Big Mountains, opens up once you have the bridge in your inventory. Before the bridge it was The Orc Chasm. It is populated by the horrid denizens of the Internet chat room, who will inflict spelling damage upon you. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message:

As you near the Valley, you hear the beating of drums. Sinister drums. Nearby sinister drums. You freak out, and can go no further.
(You must have at least 68 $stat to adventure here.)

Template:CombatFrequency All monsters here suffer 30-60 damage from the dictionary, which can be used without being consumed.

1335 HaXx0r This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
Anime Smiley This monster is a Horror -- (edit metadata)
Flaming Troll This monster is a Humanoid -- (edit metadata)
Lamz0r N00b This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
me4t begZ0r This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: meat vortex
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 87 • Substat Gain: 21.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 97
  • Monster Defense: 78
  • Hit Points: 77
  • Initiative: 50
  • Elemental Alignment: bad spelling, weak against dictionary
Spam Witch This monster is a Dude -- (edit metadata)
XXX pr0n This monster is a Beast -- (edit metadata)

Reference

  • The name "The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm" is a play on a non-existent area in Zork 1. In the bundled "invisiClues", one could get help for Zork 1 with the use of a special pen that made hints appear below corresponding questions. The hints were divided by sections of the game, and one section was labeled "The Land Beyond the Chasm". The guide talks extensively about a bridge that can neither be found nor created, and, thus, the area is inaccessible. The section's purpose was to ensure that players couldn't spoil themselves by reading the questions and determining the answers; many other questions had no relevance to gameplay, and still others contained large amounts of blank space in order to fool a player into thinking that might be an important question.

    An online version of invisiClues for Zork 1 can be found here.
  • Also, the name "Orc Chasm" sounds similar to orgasm.
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