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|hit=He opens a window and one of his buddies outside revs up a motorcycle, spewing nasty-smelling exhaust all over you. {{ouch|5}} {{element|stench}} | |hit=He opens a window and one of his buddies outside revs up a motorcycle, spewing nasty-smelling exhaust all over you. {{ouch|5}} {{element|stench}} | ||
He whips you in the | He whips you in the {{part}} with his chain. To add insult to injury, it's all greasy! {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
He pulls out a gas can, empties it on your | He pulls out a gas can, empties it on your {{part}}, and lights it. Very wasteful. {{ouch|2}} {{element|hot}} | ||
|miss=He cocks his arm back to punch you, but gets distracted by the sound of a motorcycle starting up outside. These guys love motorcycles! | |miss=He cocks his arm back to punch you, but gets distracted by the sound of a motorcycle starting up outside. These guys love motorcycles! | ||
Revision as of 22:26, 5 September 2018
| Biker | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2089 |
| Locations | The Neverending Party |
| Hit Points | 75% of its Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie + 20 (cap at 20 000) |
| Defense | Player's Muscle + 20 (cap at 20 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 20% physical |
| Monster Parts | arm,head,leg,torso |
| Drops | gas can, Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey, neverending wallet chain, pentagram bandana, gold skull ring |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a bikerThis doesn't seem like the kind of party a biker would even want to go to, but nevertheless there is one here, about to hit you with a big chain.
Hit Message(s):
He opens a window and one of his buddies outside revs up a motorcycle, spewing nasty-smelling exhaust all over you. Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! Ow! (stench damage)
He whips you in the <shins> with his chain. To add insult to injury, it's all greasy! Argh! Oof! Argh! Argh! (sleaze damage)
He pulls out a gas can, empties it on your <shins>, and lights it. Very wasteful. Argh! Ouch! (hot damage)
He goes outside, gets on his motorcycle, drives it back in through the front door and peels out on your <shins>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ouch!
He cocks his arm back to punch you, but gets distracted by the sound of a motorcycle starting up outside. These guys love motorcycles!
He pulls out a wrench and tries to clobber you with it, but you pull out a comically large bolt and block the blow with it.
He tries to whip you with his chain, but it slips out of his hand because it's too well lubricated.
He pulls out a gas can and empties it on your <shins>, but then he can't find a match to light you with.
He goes outside, gets on his motorcycle, drives it back in through the front door , then immediately loses control of it and skids through the back door and into the swimming pool. Everybody points and laughs. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 95−100? Meat. |
 | You acquire an item: gas can (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: neverending wallet chain (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: pentagram bandana (?% chance)* |
| You gain some <substat>. |
Occurs at The Neverending Party.
