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desc=This is a thermos full of a | desc=This is a thermos full of a strange beverage called "coffee." Apparently you make it by picking beans off of a bush and running boiling water through them. Look, I'm not making this up -- my imagination's not *that* good. | ||
Knob Goblins like their coffee like they like their female volleyball players: black, hot, and spiked.| | |||
type=booze| | type=booze| | ||
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*Obtained by using a [[Knob Goblin lunchbox]]. | *Obtained by using a [[Knob Goblin lunchbox]]. | ||
*Until August 11th 2008, this item was called "thermos full of Knob Goblin coffee" and its description read "This is a thermos full of the coffee preferred by Knob Goblin laborers. They like their coffee like they like their female volleyball players -- hot, black, and spiked." It had been pointed out to Jick on the radio that [[guano coffee cup|other]] [[Radio KoL Coffee Mug|items]] state that there is no coffee in KoL and that this item was, therefore, inconsistent. Instead of the usual cries of "wizards!" or "shut up!", Mr. Skullhead fixed it. | *Until August 11th 2008, this item was called "thermos full of Knob Goblin coffee" and its description read "This is a thermos full of the coffee preferred by Knob Goblin laborers. They like their coffee like they like their female volleyball players -- hot, black, and spiked." It had been pointed out to Jick on the radio that [[guano coffee cup|other]] [[Radio KoL Coffee Mug|items]] state that there is no coffee in KoL and that this item was, therefore, inconsistent. Instead of the usual cries of "wizards!" or "shut up!", Mr. Skullhead fixed it. | ||
**The item name was subsequently changed back to coffee several days later, updating the item description to explain just what this mysterious substance called "coffee" really is. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 17:27, 15 August 2008
thermos full of Knob coffee
This is a thermos full of a strange beverage called "coffee." Apparently you make it by picking beans off of a bush and running boiling water through them. Look, I'm not making this up -- my imagination's not *that* good.
Knob Goblins like their coffee like they like their female volleyball players: black, hot, and spiked.
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
(In-game plural: thermoses full of Knob coffee)
When Consumed
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| As you drink the coffee you marvel at the thermos, which seems to be able to keep beverages in a liquid form at temperatures in excess of that of the Sun. Yeow! | ||
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| You gain 1 Drunkenness. |
Notes
- Obtained by using a Knob Goblin lunchbox.
- Until August 11th 2008, this item was called "thermos full of Knob Goblin coffee" and its description read "This is a thermos full of the coffee preferred by Knob Goblin laborers. They like their coffee like they like their female volleyball players -- hot, black, and spiked." It had been pointed out to Jick on the radio that other items state that there is no coffee in KoL and that this item was, therefore, inconsistent. Instead of the usual cries of "wizards!" or "shut up!", Mr. Skullhead fixed it.
- The item name was subsequently changed back to coffee several days later, updating the item description to explain just what this mysterious substance called "coffee" really is.
References
- "They like their coffee like they like their female volleyball players -- hot, black, and spiked" in the description may be a reference to the show Dress to Kill by Eddie Izzard.
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