Bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme

bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme

This is a polearm from one of those countries where they have a different word for, like, everything. It's as unwieldy to wield as it is to pronounce, but hits harder than a bottle of Mad Train Wine.

Type: weapon (2-handed polearm?)
Power: 150
Muscle Required: 60
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

(In-game plural: bel biv devoe glaives-guisarmes)

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Item number: 1469
Description ID: 715046791
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Notes

• Bought at The Armory and Leggery for 1,125 Meat.
• The addition of the question mark after "2-handed polearm" is intentional: The question mark shows up in the item description, probably because such a complicated, unwieldy weapon is not so easily categorized.

Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

M'sieur, you heet with your bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme for X damage. Hoh hoh hoh. ZOT! SOCKO! BIFF!

You hack with the pointy thing on the end of your bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme, then slash with the other pointy thing, for X damage. WHAM! WHAMMO! BARF!

You hit with whatever that pointy thing is on the end of whatever this ridiculous weapon is, doing X damage. SOCKO! SPLAT! KAPOW!

You hit with your bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme for X damage. Quels dommages! BAM! BONK! POW!

You smack <it> with the blunt end of your bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme for X damage. You then tell <it> to go away, or you shall taunt <it> a second time. BONK! KERBLAM! SOCKO!

References

• The Bill bec-de-bardiche glaive guisarme's name is a parody of the following polearms: Bill hook, Bec de Corbin, Bardiche, Glaive and the Guisarme.
• An early edition of Dragon magazine had a lengthy article by Gary Gygax describing many kinds of pole weapons in considerable (read: tedious) detail. Since then, long lists of polearms and the people who make them have been the butt of jokes among some gamers.
• Bell Biv DeVoe, in the item's plural message, references the extremely succesful R&B group from the late 80s and early 90s.
• The item's description references a quote by Steve Martin: "Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!"
• The message about taunting <it> a second time is a reference to the french guard in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."
• The phrase "Quels Dommages!" is French for "What Damage!"

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