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It turns out time cops are just as much into police brutality as regular cops, except they've had infinite time to practice. {{ouch|3}} | It turns out time cops are just as much into police brutality as regular cops, except they've had infinite time to practice. {{ouch|3}} | ||
The time cop shoots a time ray at your {{part}}, making it four thousand years older. Basically the same as if it'd just shot it off with a regular gun, but somehow more insulting. {{ouch|3}} | |||
|miss=The time cop starts to arrest you, but has to stop and check the date on its warrant. | |miss=The time cop starts to arrest you, but has to stop and check the date on its warrant. | ||
Revision as of 16:58, 2 August 2025
| Time cop | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2497 |
| Locations | Anywhere while wearing an Möbius ring |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 250 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | time cop top hat |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a time copThere's a disconcerting screech as everything around you freezes. A uniformed officer steps out of nowhere and flashes a "Bureau of Time Intervention" badge at you
Hit Message(s):
The time cop arrests your <lower back> for time crimes, and beats it up for resisting arrest while it tries to get the <lower back>-cuffs on. Ouch! Ugh! Ugh!
The time cop goes back in time a couple turns, and helps the previous version of itself beat you up. That happened in the past, but you're just noticing the injuries now. Ow! Eek! Oof!
It turns out time cops are just as much into police brutality as regular cops, except they've had infinite time to practice. Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
The time cop shoots a time ray at your <lower back>, making it four thousand years older. Basically the same as if it'd just shot it off with a regular gun, but somehow more insulting. Eek! Eek! Argh!
The time cop shoots a ray at you that temporarily de-ages you to about nine years old, and beats the absolute stuffing out of you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
The time cop starts to arrest you, but has to stop and check the date on its warrant.
The time cop tries to go back in time to multiply itself, but accidentally goes forward a turn instead.
The time cop shoots a beam weapon at your <lower back>, but miscalculated when your <lower back> was going to be where it was aiming.
The time cop tries to eliminate you from history but killing your grandpa, but your grandpa was a tough old fart.
The time cop stops to check its very large and elaborate wristwatch. (FUMBLE!)
Occurs with the Möbius ring equipped.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
