Tin of Submardines

Tin of Submardines
Monster ID	1855
Locations	The Ice Hole
Hit Points	250
Attack	225
Defense	200
Initiative	25
Meat	None
Phylum	fish
Elements	cold
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	lid, tin
Drops	tin of submardines, sardine can key
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Tin of Submardines

In order to keep warm in the frigid temperatures, this school of fish have packed themselves into an oil-filled metal can. I'm not sure how they manage to make it swim around; I guess they're just shifting their weight in unison or something?

Hit Message(s):

One of the submardines opens the lid slightly, and they swim past and slice your <bung> with the razor-sharp edge. Ooh! Ooh! Ugh!

The submardine can plows into your <bung>, leaving a weird little rectangular bruise. Ouch! Eek! Eek!

The tin of submardines swims forward really fast and clonks you in the head. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

The submardines launch an adorable (and inexplicable) little torpedo out of their can. It explodes rather painfully on your <bung>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

The submardines try to slice you with the lid of their can, but it turns out to be a sardine can't.

The submardines try to ram you, but you give them das boot.

You quickly duck beneath the tin of submardines as it charges at your head.

Fumble Message:

The submardines get into an argument and can't decide which way to swim. Drive? (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: tin of submardines (% chance)*

You acquire an item: sardine can key (% chance)*

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Occurs at The Ice Hole.

Notes

• The sardine can key is a conditional drop and cannot be yellow-rayed.