Traffic jam toast

traffic jam toast

This is a piece of toast with jam spread on it that tastes like burnt rubber and exhaust fumes. You're better off strapping it to a cat's back and creating a perpetual motion machine than eating it, but eating it is the only option we're presenting.

Type: food (decent)
Size: UNSPECIFIED
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: slices of traffic jam toast)

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Item number: 4886
Description ID: 183363605
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Using traffic jam with toast in inventory

When Consumed

You eat the traffic jam toast. The rage of dozens of idling motorists infuses you.

You gain 1-3 Adventures. (avg. 2)

You gain 50 Muscleboundness.

(You gain 1 Fullness.)

References

• The item description references the Buttered cat paradox.

Collection

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• 🥈: riebeck (#3610918) - 111
• 🥉: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
• #4: typelogin (#1150309) - 88
• #5: mightywench (#1771728) - 82
• #6: Xenmaster (#2139900) - 49
• #7: Pastahead (#486552) - 47
• #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 37
• #9: Skent (#1076753) - 34
• #10: crystal_ingram (#791935) - 27

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