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In one of the endless dead ends in the hedge maze, you encounter a set of squat, orange-skinned twins with oversized eyes and enormous cheeks. "Hey, do you have any ows cream?" one of them asks, then laughs hysterically, joined by the disembodied laughter of an audience you can't see. | {{battle | ||
|text=In one of the endless dead ends in the hedge maze, you encounter a set of squat, orange-skinned twins with oversized eyes and enormous cheeks. "Hey, do you have any ows cream?" one of them asks, then laughs hysterically, joined by the disembodied laughter of an audience you can't see. | |||
"What? How is that funny at all? You just mispronounced ice cream." | "What? How is that funny at all? You just mispronounced ice cream." | ||
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"Cut. It. Out," you say, at which point they start trying to bite you in the kneecap. | "Cut. It. Out," you say, at which point they start trying to bite you in the kneecap. | ||
|hit=The twins each choose a kneecap and commence to pummelin'.}} | |hit=The twins each choose a kneecap and commence to pummelin'.}} | ||
Revision as of 06:47, 16 November 2012
| Troll Twins | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1244 |
| Locations | Twin Peak |
| Hit Points | 98 |
| Attack | 94 |
| Defense | 82 |
| No-Hit | 101 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | 60-90 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, hair, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | incredible pizza, troll britches |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the Troll TwinsIn one of the endless dead ends in the hedge maze, you encounter a set of squat, orange-skinned twins with oversized eyes and enormous cheeks. "Hey, do you have any ows cream?" one of them asks, then laughs hysterically, joined by the disembodied laughter of an audience you can't see.
"What? How is that funny at all? You just mispronounced ice cream."
"Well, if that's not your cup of tea," the other twin says, "we'll be 18 years old in just 14 years, 11 days, 3 hours, and 31 seconds. So hubba-hubba."
"Cut. It. Out," you say, at which point they start trying to bite you in the kneecap.
Hit Message(s):
The twins each choose a kneecap and commence to pummelin'.
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 | You gain 60-90 Meat. (average: 75, stdev: 6.52)* |
 | You acquire an item: incredible pizza (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: troll britches (? chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
