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It stares at you with its empty eye, totally freaking you out. {{ouch|3}} {{element|spooky}} | It stares at you with its empty eye, totally freaking you out. {{ouch|3}} {{element|spooky}} | ||
It stabs you with its crayon claws. It's like the time that one jerk in kindergarten kept poking you with a crayon, and the teacher didn't believe you when you told on him. {{ouch|3}} | |||
It unhinges its jaw, opens its mouth wide, and engulfs your entire head. The resulting nomming is too gruesome to describe, even to someone who keeps a grue as a pet. {{ouch|3}} | |||
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Revision as of 23:46, 2 June 2012
| Black Crayon Beast | |
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| Monster ID | 1187 |
| Locations | Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a beast-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | body, head, leg, tail |
| Drops | crayon shavings |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Black Crayon BeastThis creature is drawn directly from the Jungian nightmare that is this world without pity. His blank, staring eye is as indifferent to your suffering as your Dad was when he told you that you couldn't wear black fingernail polish to school. His razor-sharp teeth cut almost as deeply as having your girlfriend of two whole weeks break up with you. This beast's name is Suffering, and it aims to inflict itself on you.
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 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a beast-type monster)
