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Occurs anywhere, with [[Artistic Goth Kid]] equipped (after fighting a [[:Category: | Occurs anywhere, with [[Artistic Goth Kid]] equipped (after fighting a [[:Category:Orcs|orc]]-type monster) | ||
Revision as of 13:49, 3 June 2012
| Black Crayon Frat Orc | |
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| Monster ID | 1193 |
| Locations | Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a orc-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | crayon shavings |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Black Crayon Frat OrcThis is a crude and crudely animated drawing of a crude and crudely animated frat orc. Even in the limited medium of crayon drawing, it looks like it's sizing you up for a paddling.
Hit Message(s):
He hits you with a piece of roofing shingle, a joke that never fails to amuse and offend. Ow! Eek! Eek!
He says, "shutup, NERD!" and punches you in the face. Oof! Oof! Ouch!
He says, "high five, brah!" and smacks you in the face. Looks like he's a little unclear on the concept. Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
He kicks you with the longer of his asymmetric legs. At least he didn't use his third leg. Eek! Oof! Ooh!
He headbutts you with his football-shaped head. Ow! Ooh! Ugh!
He pulls out a black crayon frat paddle and paddles you until you can't tell where the bruises end and the crayon-marks begin. Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
not known
He tries to hit you with a shingle, but you avoid being roofied.
He stops to guzzle a keg cup full of black crayon beer. It's kind of a waxy stout with notes of stearic acid.
He pulls out a black crayon frat paddle and orders you to assume the position. You say you'd rather not, and he looks temporarily confused.
He gives you a high five. Apparently, there are still people in the world who high-five unironically.
He says, "shutup, NERD!" but you're not a nerd, so you assume he's talking to someone else.
not known
 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a orc-type monster)
