Black Crayon Frat Orc

Black Crayon Frat Orc
Monster ID	1193
Locations	Anywhere, with an Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a orc-type monster)
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Moxie (cap at 10 000)
Defense	Muscle (cap at 10 000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	orc
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	crayon shavings
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a Black Crayon Frat Orc

This is a crude and crudely animated drawing of a crude and crudely animated frat orc. Even in the limited medium of crayon drawing, it looks like it's sizing you up for a paddling.

Hit Message(s):

He hits you with a piece of roofing shingle, a joke that never fails to amuse and offend. Eek! Ooh! Oof!

He says, "shutup, NERD!" and punches you in the face. Ooh! Ugh! Eek!

He says, "high five, brah!" and smacks you in the face. Looks like he's a little unclear on the concept. Eek! Ooh! Ouch!

He kicks you with the longer of his asymmetric legs. At least he didn't use his third leg. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh!

He headbutts you with his football-shaped head. Ouch! Eek! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a black crayon frat paddle and paddles you until you can't tell where the bruises end and the crayon-marks begin. Argh! Oof! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with a shingle, but you avoid being roofied.

He stops to guzzle a keg cup full of black crayon beer. It's kind of a waxy stout with notes of stearic acid.

He gives you a high five. Apparently, there are still people in the world who high-five unironically.

He says, "shutup, NERD!" but you're not a nerd, so you assume he's talking to someone else.

Fumble Message:

He pulls out a black crayon frat paddle and orders you to assume the position. You say you'd rather not, and he looks temporarily confused. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)*

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Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a orc-type monster)