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|text=This is a satirical drawing of a hippy, brought to life by a black crayon infused with black magic. Like all hippies, it tragically clings to outmoded concepts like "peace," "love," and "getting stoned," while ignoring the true tragic beauty of the world. For there is no peace but the grave, no love but unrequited love, and no getting stoned but the nicotine buzz from a clove cigarette. | |text=This is a satirical drawing of a hippy, brought to life by a black crayon infused with black magic. Like all hippies, it tragically clings to outmoded concepts like "peace," "love," and "getting stoned," while ignoring the true tragic beauty of the world. For there is no peace but the grave, no love but unrequited love, and no getting stoned but the nicotine buzz from a clove cigarette. | ||
|hit=She pulls out a black crayon hacky-sack and smacks it into your | |hit=She pulls out a black crayon hacky-sack and smacks it into your [[Anatomical Injuries|{body part}]]. {{ouch|3}} | ||
She whips you with a crayon dreadlock. It's actually cleaner and less waxy than a normal dreadlock. {{ouch|3}} | She whips you with a crayon dreadlock. It's actually cleaner and less waxy than a normal dreadlock. {{ouch|3}} | ||
She uses some of the wax from her dreads to make a gnarly dreamcatcher, then beats you with it. {{ouch|3}} | She uses some of the wax from her dreads to make a gnarly dreamcatcher, then beats you with it. {{ouch|3}} | ||
Revision as of 00:54, 4 June 2012
| Black Crayon Hippy | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1192 |
| Locations | anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a hippy-type monster) |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Moxie (cap at 10 000) |
| Defense | Muscle (cap at 10 000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, dreadlocks, torso |
| Drops | crayon shavings |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Black Crayon HippyThis is a satirical drawing of a hippy, brought to life by a black crayon infused with black magic. Like all hippies, it tragically clings to outmoded concepts like "peace," "love," and "getting stoned," while ignoring the true tragic beauty of the world. For there is no peace but the grave, no love but unrequited love, and no getting stoned but the nicotine buzz from a clove cigarette.
Hit Message(s):
She pulls out a black crayon hacky-sack and smacks it into your {body part}. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch!
She whips you with a crayon dreadlock. It's actually cleaner and less waxy than a normal dreadlock. Ouch! Oof! Ow!
She uses some of the wax from her dreads to make a gnarly dreamcatcher, then beats you with it. Eek! Eek! Ugh!
not known
She tries to start a drum circle, but her buzz gets way harshed when nobody joins in.
She uses some of the wax from her dreads to make a gnarly dreamcatcher, then tries to sell it to you.
She sits and stares at her black crayon arms for a while. "Have you ever wondered why, like, I don't have hands?" she says.
She stops to play a few rounds of black crayon hacky-sack.
not known
 | You acquire an item: crayon shavings (100.0% chance)* |
Occurs anywhere, with Artistic Goth Kid equipped (after fighting a hippy-type monster)
