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"No," says the Knight, "this is the point at which I be stompin' yo ass." | "No," says the Knight, "this is the point at which I be stompin' yo ass." | ||
|Hit=He stumbles and manages to cut his own arm off with his sword. "Damn, Gina," he says, "it's a flesh wound!" Unfortunately, you didn't dodge the jet of blood from the wound, which is ichorous and icky. Ickorous?{{ouch|2}} | |||
He lances you with a lance. A lot.{{ouch|2}} | |||
|miss=He tries to lance you, but since you're not a boil, it's difficult going. | |miss=He tries to lance you, but since you're not a boil, it's difficult going. | ||
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He swings his sword at you, but you quickly sidestep. "Damn, Gina." he says. "You so agile!" | He swings his sword at you, but you quickly sidestep. "Damn, Gina." he says. "You so agile!" | ||
He tries to lance you, but since you're not a boil, it's difficult going. | |||
|fumble=You stand six paces in front of him. Since he can only move three paces forward and then two to the right or left, he can't hit you. Checkmate!}} | |fumble=You stand six paces in front of him. Since he can only move three paces forward and then two to the right or left, he can't hit you. Checkmate!}} | ||
{{acquire|item=black sword}} | {{acquire|item=black sword}} | ||
Revision as of 12:44, 25 June 2007
| Black Knight | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 417 |
| Locations | The Black Forest (OLD) |
| Hit Points | 135 |
| Attack | 123 |
| Defense | 121 |
| No-Hit | 133 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 72-108 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Black KnightAs you're walking down a path in the Black Forest, your way is abruptly blocked by a formidable-looking knight, dressed entirely in black armor.
"How original!" you exclaim. "I suppose this is the point at which you say 'None shall pass,' then, right?"
"No," says the Knight, "this is the point at which I be stompin' yo ass."
Hit Message(s):
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not known
He tries to lance you, but since you're not a boil, it's difficult going.
He swings his sword at you, but stumbles and misses you. "Damn, Gina." he says. "I so clumsy!"
He swings his sword at you, but you quickly sidestep. "Damn, Gina." he says. "You so agile!"
He tries to lance you, but since you're not a boil, it's difficult going.
You stand six paces in front of him. Since he can only move three paces forward and then two to the right or left, he can't hit you. Checkmate! (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: black sword |
 | You acquire an item: black shield |
 | You acquire an item: black helmet |
 | You acquire an item: black greaves |
| You gain ~36 <substat>. |
References
- Obviously, refers to the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
- This refers to both the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the "None shall pass" comment, and the Black Knight from the 2001 film Black Knight starring Martin Lawrence with the "I be stompin' yo ass" comment.
- Fumble message is a reference to the knight chess piece which moves in an L shape.
