Black Knight

Black Knight
Monster ID	417
Locations	The Black Forest (OLD)
Hit Points	135
Attack	123
Defense	121
No-Hit	133
Initiative	50
Meat	72-108
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Black Knight

As you're walking down a path in the Black Forest, your way is abruptly blocked by a formidable-looking knight, dressed entirely in black armor.

"How original!" you exclaim. "I suppose this is the point at which you say 'None shall pass,' then, right?"

"No," says the Knight, "this is the point at which I be stompin' yo ass."

Hit Message(s):

He stumbles and manages to cut his own arm off with his sword. "Damn, Gina," he says, "it's a flesh wound!" Unfortunately, you didn't dodge the jet of blood from the wound, which is ichorous and icky. Ickorous? Eek! Argh!

He lances you with a lance. A lot. Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He swings his sword at you, but stumbles and misses you. "Damn, Gina." he says. "I so clumsy!"

He swings his sword at you, but you quickly sidestep. "Damn, Gina." he says. "You so agile!"

He tries to lance you, but since you're not a boil, it's difficult going.

Fumble Message:

You stand six paces in front of him. Since he can only move three paces forward and then two to the right or left, he can't hit you. Checkmate! (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: black sword

You acquire an item: black shield

You acquire an item: black helmet

You acquire an item: black greaves

You gain ~36 <substat>.

References

• Obviously, refers to the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
• This refers to both the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail with the "None shall pass" comment, and the Black Knight from the 2001 film Black Knight starring Martin Lawrence with the "I be stompin' yo ass" comment.
• Fumble message is a reference to the knight chess piece which moves in an L shape.