Black Knight

Black Knight
Monster ID	417
Locations	The Black Forest (OLD)
Hit Points	135
Attack	123
Defense	121
No-Hit	133
Initiative	50
Meat	72-108
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	black greaves, black helmet, black shield, black sword
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Black Knight

As you're walking down a path in the Black Forest, your way is abruptly blocked by a formidable-looking knight, dressed entirely in black armor.

"How original!" you exclaim. "I suppose this is the point at which you say 'None shall pass,' then, right?"

"No," says the Knight, "this is the point at which I be stompin' yo ass."

Hit Message(s):

He slices your <solar plexus> open with his sword. "Damn, Gina." he says. "You so bloody!" Ooh! Ooh!

He hits you in the <solar plexus> with the hilt of his sword. "Damn, Gina." he says. "You so bruised!" Eek! Ooh!

He pounds you with his shield. "Damn, Gina," he says. "I so ironic!" Ooh! Eek!

He lances you with a lance. A lot. Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

He stumbles and manages to cut his own arm off with his sword. "Damn, Gina," he says, "it's a flesh wound!" Unfortunately, you didn't dodge the jet of blood from the wound, which is ichorous and icky. Ickorous? Oof! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He swings his sword at you, but stumbles and misses you. "Damn, Gina." he says. "I so clumsy!"

He swings his sword at you, but you quickly sidestep. "Damn, Gina." he says. "You so agile!"

He tries to pound you with his shield, it doesn't do much damage. "Damn, Gina," he says. "This shield so flimsy!"

He tries to lance you, but since you're not a boil, it's difficult going.

Fumble Message:

You stand six paces in front of him. Since he can only move three paces forward and then two to the right or left, he can't hit you. Checkmate! (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: black sword

You acquire an item: black shield

You acquire an item: black helmet

You acquire an item: black greaves

You gain 30-31 <substat>.

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Occurs in The Black Forest.

References

• The mode of speech used is a sterotypical way an African-American would speak.
• The Black Knight is dressed in the exact same way as the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, who says "None shall pass" and, when his arm is cut off, says it's "just a flesh wound."
• The 2001 film Black Knight, starring Martin Lawrence, includes the line "I be stompin' yo ass."
• In the television show "Martin", Martin Lawrence's character's catch-phrase was "Damn, Gina!"
• The fumble message is a reference to the knight chess piece which moves in an L shape (two spaces forward and one to the right or left).
• The hit message saying "He lances you with a lance. A lot." refers to Sir Lancelot.