Ultimate wad

ultimate wad

Man! You've seen some wads in your time, but this one totally takes the cake.

Type: usable
Level required: 6
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: ultimate wads)

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Item number: 1606
Description ID: 873886262
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Obtained From

Pulverize

An ultra-rare item

When Used

You chew the ultimate wad... and chew it... and chew it... what seems like eons pass as the Ultimate Flavor absorbs into the very fiber of your being, and you return to your senses wiser, stronger, and with incredibly minty breath. Your jaw is sore as hell, though.

You gain X Beefiness. You gain X Magicalness. You gain X Sarcasm.

(You gain 15 Spleen.)

Notes

• X is the number of substat points required to gain a level from the start of the level you are currently in, halved for your off-stats. The equation for this number is 4L³-6L²+20L-9, where L is your level. For instance, a level 6 Turtle Tamer would get 759 Fortitude, and 379.5 Enchantedness and Cheek from this item.
• Unlike other items, stat gains from the ultimate wad are not affected by stat days.
• The first brave soul to smash an ultra-rare item was crovax1234.
• If you smash a Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield, it won't be an ultimate wad.

Collection

• 🥇: adwriter (#119474) - 11
• 🥈: GrimDragons (#113089), Mistress of the Obvious (#845708), Ogmok (#1753281) - 2
• #5: Archham (#262104), CZARWHUZHERE666 (#1606598), CaptainRondo (#1854085), Dah Cheese (#128335), Daron (#117844), Derek_M_Taylor (#514253) - 1

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