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*''Before December 25th, 2008'':
:You bang on the hatch, but there's no answer. Guess nobody's home.
:You bang on the hatch, but there's no answer. Guess nobody's home.




December 24th after rollover / December 25th:
*''First time after December 25th, 2008'':
 
{{Adventure|name=Merry Crimbo!|image=unclecrimbo.gif|drops=[[Uncle Crimbo's rations]] and choice of [[glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub]], or [[glow-in-the-dark wristwatch]], or [[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]|noline=y}}
It's open.
You get some Uncle Crimbo rations and a choice of three things. 
One is a grubworm, one a wristwatch, one a dart gun.
 
The details on the wristwatch are:
 
glowwatch
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch
 
This ingenious device allows you to harness the power of
TIME (echo echo) ITSELF (echo echo) and strap it to your wrist!
Sadly, it's not a digital wristwatch (which I still think is a neat idea),
but amazing advanced technology allows you to see the hands even in total darkness!
 
Okay, I say, "advanced technology," you say, "possibly harmful radiation."
Tomato, tom-ah-to.
 
Type: accessory
Cannot be discarded
 
Enchantment:
+3 Mysticality
+3 Spell Damage
+3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped.
[[Category:Locations]]
 
The details on the grubworm are:
 
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub
 
    This is not -- thank goodness -- the taxidermied body of an actual dead burrowgrub. Nope, it's a plush toy designed to look like a hideous burrowgrub, only much, much bigger, and rendered in nauseatingly accurate detail! Oh, and it glows in the dark, so you can always see its grotesque visage hovering before you, even as you try to sleep at night.
 
What a relief!
 
Type: off-hand item
Cannot be discarded
 
Enchantment:
+3 Muscle
+3 Weapon Damage
 


glow-in-the-dark dart gun
*''Subsequent times'':
The most irritating thing about shooting someone is trying to find your gun in the dark (well, okay, second only to having to hide the body). This gun glows brightly in the darkest darkness, and the darts it shoots glow as well. So not only can you find your gun, you can see what you're shooting at, and then see if you hit it!
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In fact, if it wasn't for the whole "potentially lethal levels of background radiation" thing, it'd be the perfect weapon. But let's not pick nits.


Type: ranged weapon (1-handed pistol)
Uncle Crimbo glares at you.
Power: 50
Cannot be discarded


Enchantment:
"Listen, kid, I appreciate what you did for me back there, and I appreciate you not making good on your threat to turn me in to the mob. But I ain't made of presents, and you got yours. So buzz off and quit interrupting my stories, or I'll leave a lump of coal in your stocking next year, and I'll light it on fire first."
+3 Moxie
+6 Ranged Damage
Super Accurate!

Revision as of 04:34, 25 December 2008

Uncle Crimbo's Fallout Shelter
Uncle Crimbo's Fallout Shelter

Uncle Crimbo's Fallout Shelter is located in Crimbo Town

  • Before December 25th, 2008:
You bang on the hatch, but there's no answer. Guess nobody's home.


  • First time after December 25th, 2008:
Merry Crimbo!
  • Subsequent times:
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Uncle Crimbo glares at you.

"Listen, kid, I appreciate what you did for me back there, and I appreciate you not making good on your threat to turn me in to the mob. But I ain't made of presents, and you got yours. So buzz off and quit interrupting my stories, or I'll leave a lump of coal in your stocking next year, and I'll light it on fire first."

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