Uncle Crimbo's Futuristic Trailer

Uncle Crimboku

Initial Visit:

"Ohio-gozaymasu! Welcome to CrimbokuTown, the most KAWAIII place on earth! As you can see, I've got a new work force this Crimbo, and they're doing a bang-up job!

"Okay, actually, things aren't going that great. I tried to keep the regular Crimbo elves on staff, but they had a huge argument with the animelfs about whether cartoons are better dubbed or subtitled, and all the Crimbo elves left. The new guys are producing a lot of raw materials, but barely any toys. They demand time off for morning exercises and afternoon laughing lessons, I kid you not.

"Do you think you can go in there and see what's going on? If you find any spare parts we can make some toys without 'em, too. Arigato!"

With at least 1 plastic ingot or electrical thingamabob?:

"Ah-ha! We can build some toys now, ne? Here's what I can make:"

Items for sale:

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http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bubblewrap4.gif bubble-wrap simulator 4 1

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/toycapsure.gif blind-packed capsule toy 7 3

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/unihorn.gif brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 70 50

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/dulcimerpants.gif electronic dulcimer pants 20 80

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/frownexerciser.gif Frown Exerciser 50 10

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bittycar.gif BittyCar HotCar 100 150

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bittycar.gif BittyCar SoulCar 200 300

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bittycar.gif BittyCar MeatCar 400 600

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/chibibuddy.gif ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1,100 1,400