Uncle Crimbo's Futuristic Trailer

Uncle Crimboku

• On initial visit:

"Ohio-gozaymasu! Welcome to CrimbokuTown, the most KAWAIII place on earth! As you can see, I've got a new work force this Crimbo, and they're doing a bang-up job!

"Okay, actually, things aren't going that great. I tried to keep the regular Crimbo elves on staff, but they had a huge argument with the animelfs about whether cartoons are better dubbed or subtitled, and all the Crimbo elves left. The new guys are producing a lot of raw materials, but barely any toys. They demand time off for morning exercises and afternoon laughing lessons, I kid you not.

"Do you think you can go in there and see what's going on? If you find any spare parts we can make some toys without 'em, too. Arigato!"

• On subsequent visits:

"Ah-ha! We can build some toys now, ne? Here's what I can make:"

Item:		Price:
bubble-wrap simulator	4	1
blind-packed capsule toy	7	3
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	70	50
electronic dulcimer pants	20	80
Frown Exerciser	50	10
BittyCar HotCar	100	150
BittyCar SoulCar	200	300
BittyCar MeatCar	400	600
ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1,100	1,400

You have:
X plastic ingots
Y electrical thingamabobs

Messages

• When you try to buy something without selecting anything:

That isn't a thing that's sold here.

• When you try to buy something without having enough ingots or thingamabobs:

You don't have enough electrical thingamabobs for that transaction.

or

You don't have enough plastic ingots for that transaction.

Notes

• In Japanese, the expression meaning "good day", pronounced like the name of the state of Ohio, is actually spelled "ohayou" in romaji, being おはよう in hiragana.