Uniclops egg

uniclops egg

This is an egg laid by the mythical uniclops -- a creature like a horse, but with one gleaming horn on its forehead, and one gleaming eye underneath it. So basically a one-eyed unicorn -- well, the one eye is big and centered, so it's not like a unicorn who had one eye poked out (which, given the whole 'big freakin' horn' thing, probably happens a lot in the unicorn community). But I digress.

While unicorns will lay their heads in the laps of virgins, uniclopses will settle for a girl who doesn't go past second base on the first date.

Hatches into:

Uniclops

Type: familiar
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's

(In-game plural: uniclops eggs)

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Item number: 3481
Description ID: 708700964
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Obtained From

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Stores

Mr. Store (2 Mr. Accessories)

When Used

You put the uniclops egg in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.

It hatches into an adorable one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater! Well, except for the 'flying', 'purple', and 'people-eating' parts.

You decide to name her Bosevelt.

References

• The "when used" text references the 1958 chart-topping song Purple People Eater.

Collection

• 🥇: Mystic_Potato (#154601) - 5
• 🥈: Androcles Antepasta (#1097628), BoozerBear (#4576), TurtleGirlPower (#354110), eav (#22185), gonepostal (#96104) - 2
• #7: Artie Effham (#976900), Asinine (#1237021), Bashy (#91072), Birdy (#37689) - 1

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Preceded by: unemployed hunchbacked minion

uniclops egg Oct. 6, 2008

Succeeded by: hungover chauvinist pig