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text=This bright red slime is selling fandom-related merchandise to other slimes. I'm not really sure what the slime-equivalent of a t-shirt would be, but as the thing is attacking you now it's not a good time for you to be browsing its wares anyway.|
text=This bright red slime is selling fandom-related merchandise to other slimes. I'm not really sure what the slime-equivalent of a t-shirt would be, but as the thing is attacking you now it's not a good time for you to be browsing its wares anyway.
critical=It lets you sample all of the amazing varieties of corrosive slime secreted by slimes all over the world. You find that one blistering chemical burn is pretty much the same as another.|
|hit=You ask the slime about the toys it's selling. The slime shouts that they're "action figures," not toys, and then throws some at you. {{ouch|2}}
miss=It insists you try some crazy snacks from the slime colony in the far East. The "throat-searing acid surprise" isn't much of a surprise, turns out.
 
You open one of its action figures to play with it. The slime shrieks something about mints in a box, and beats you senseless. {{ouch|2}}
 
It tries to sell you some crazy snack food from a far eastern slime colony, but you abstain. {{ouch|2}}
 
It hits you with a minutely detailed replica of the sword used by a slime in a slime cartoon. Wow, the pain is so . . . authentic! {{ouch|2}}
 
|critical=It lets you sample all of the amazing varieties of corrosive slime secreted by slimes all over the world. You find that one blistering chemical burn is pretty much the same as another. {{ouch|2}}
 
|miss=It insists you try some crazy snacks from the slime colony in the far East. The "throat-searing acid surprise" isn't much of a surprise, turns out.


You pout because you can't open any of the action figures to play with them.
You pout because you can't open any of the action figures to play with them.


It hits you with a prop sword, but it's made of styrofoam, so it doesn't hurt. Um, the *sword* is made of styrofoam, not the slime.}}
It hits you with a prop sword, but it's made of styrofoam, so it doesn't hurt. Um, the *sword* is made of styrofoam, not the slime.
 
Someone knocks over its collection of mint-in-box slime action figures. It struggles to pick them all back up without damaging the packaging.
}}


{{acquire|item=vial of red slime}}
{{acquire|item=vial of red slime}}

Revision as of 20:18, 17 February 2010

vendor slime You're fighting a vendor slime

This bright red slime is selling fandom-related merchandise to other slimes. I'm not really sure what the slime-equivalent of a t-shirt would be, but as the thing is attacking you now it's not a good time for you to be browsing its wares anyway.

Hit Message(s):

You ask the slime about the toys it's selling. The slime shouts that they're "action figures," not toys, and then throws some at you. Eek! Ouch!

You open one of its action figures to play with it. The slime shrieks something about mints in a box, and beats you senseless. Ouch! Eek!

It tries to sell you some crazy snack food from a far eastern slime colony, but you abstain. Ouch! Ouch!

It hits you with a minutely detailed replica of the sword used by a slime in a slime cartoon. Wow, the pain is so . . . authentic! Ooh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

It lets you sample all of the amazing varieties of corrosive slime secreted by slimes all over the world. You find that one blistering chemical burn is pretty much the same as another. Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It insists you try some crazy snacks from the slime colony in the far East. The "throat-searing acid surprise" isn't much of a surprise, turns out.

You pout because you can't open any of the action figures to play with them.

It hits you with a prop sword, but it's made of styrofoam, so it doesn't hurt. Um, the *sword* is made of styrofoam, not the slime.

Someone knocks over its collection of mint-in-box slime action figures. It struggles to pick them all back up without damaging the packaging.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: vial of red slime