War Frat 110th Infantryman

War Frat 110th Infantryman
Monster ID	498
Locations	The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues)
Hit Points	185
Attack	172
Defense	154
No-Hit	182
Initiative	40
Meat	None
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	beer bomb, beer helmet, bejeweled pledge pin, bottle opener belt buckle, distressed denim pants, giant foam finger, keg shield
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a War Frat 110th Infantryman

This frat boy is a member of the 110th division of the Brotherhood of One. This division is known for painting their bodies with warpaint, getting rip-roaring drunk, and sitting on the sidelines of a battle eating chips and shouting instructions to the actual soldiers. Because they sit on weird little armchairs with only 1/4th of a back, they're commonly known as "armchair quarterbacks." They're not usually violent, but you're blocking this one's view of the battle and he looks ready to throw down.

Hit Message(s):

He puts on a rainbow-colored wig, roars violently, and bodyslams you! You get warpaint and sweat all over you and a couple of chest hairs in your mouth. GAH. Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He pokes you with a giant foam finger. It doesn't hurt, but you get cheat-o dust all over you. Ick. Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

He pelts you with cheat-os. You get orange gook all over you. Oof! Argh! Ouch! Oof! (sleaze damage)

He pounds his chest and roars at you. The roar doesn't hurt, but his breath does. Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ow! (stench damage)

He throws a miniature football at you, leaving a miniature bruise on your eye. Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He pounds his chest and roars at you, but you roar right back.

He throws a miniature football at you, but you dodge.

He pokes you with a giant foam finger. It doesn't hurt all that much.

He pelts you with cheat-os, but you eat them out of the air before you can get orange stuff on you.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: beer helmet (? chance)*

You acquire an item: beer bomb (? chance)*

You acquire an item: giant foam finger (? chance)*

You acquire an item: distressed denim pants (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle opener belt buckle (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) (in War Hippy Fatigues).