Black snowcone

Template:Itemheader This snowcone is heavy, black, and pendulous. It seems like your snowcone spell slipped up and somehow combined all the flavors into one dense, syrup-saturated, sticky mass.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

When Used

You eat the black snowcone. All the different potential colors and flavors of snowcone swirl on your tongue and confuse the crap out of your palate. And why was there crap on your palate in the first place? Gross, man.

You acquire an effect: Black Tongue (duration: 20 Adventures)

Notes

• Obtained by using the skill Summon Snowcone.
• You can't use a snowcone while you are affected by another snowcone buff:

Your mouth is still cold from the last snowcone you ate. Try again later.

References

• The phrase "heavy, black, and pendulous" is a line spoken by the Criminologist, narrator of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Prior to these words, fans of the movie often shout "describe your balls" or "describe Oprah Winfrey's tits."

See Also

Summoned Snowcones
purple | green | orange | red | blue | black
Snowcone Effects ([Color] Tongue)
purple +20 HP & +20 MP per Fight green +5 lbs. to Familiar Weight & +2 Familiar Experience Per Fight orange +3 Stats Per Fight red +50% Meat from Monsters blue +30% Item Drops from Monsters black +20 HP & +20 MP per Fight, +5 lbs. to Familiar Weight, +2 Familiar Experience Per Fight, +3 Stats per Fight, +50% Meat from Monsters, +30% Item Drops from Monsters