Warbear breakfast machine

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warbear breakfast machine

This is a nearly featureless metal cube -- the only things on its smooth metal surface are a small white button on the top, and a decal depicting bacon and eggs on the side.

Type: usable (once per day)
Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: warbear breakfast machines)

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Item number: 7056
Description ID: 298578303
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warbear breakfast machine assembler

When Used

• First use per day:

You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. <text>

You acquire an item: breakfast mess

• Or:

You push the button, but for once the machine doesn't unfold into an improbable series of ramps, pulleys, levers, chickens, and balloons. Instead it glows brightly for a few minutes and then ejects a plate of perfect breakfast bliss, playing a little angelic choir sound file as it does.

You acquire an item: breakfast miracle

• Subsequent uses each day:

You've already made breakfast today. Give the machine a rest, will you? It's not a machine.

Notes

• The text does not seem to be random, but instead can have one of several possibilities.

References

• The text created when you receive a breakfast mess describes an overly elaborate Rube Goldberg machine.
• This item and the Rube Goldberg-esque way it makes breakfast is most likely a reference to the breakfast machine seen in the movie Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.

Collection

• 🥇: A Gressive Coffee Addict (#1143375), Adamantois (#46472), Aerin Frost (#784567), Agburanar (#556788), AnxiousHyrax (#1274859), Archipelago71 (#200377), Archon386 (#2006602), Artie Effham (#976900), B A Takaline (#1871278), BakaGaijin (#1864289) - 1

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