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|hit ="You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." He kicks you in the teeth.{{ouch|5}}
|hit ="You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." He kicks you in the teeth.{{ouch|5}}
|hit ="I suppose my formula might be: dream, diversify and never miss your {{part}} when I punch it." He punches you in the {{part}}.{{ouch|5}}
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Special attacks occur in each round of combat:
Special attacks occur in each round of combat:
*You accidentally step in a puddle of industrial lubricant.
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|sleaze}}


You accidentally step in a puddle of industrial lubricant.
*A nearby liquid nitrogen pipe ruptures, hosing you down with frigid liquid.
You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage)
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|cold}}


A nearby liquid nitrogen pipe ruptures, hosing you down with frigid liquid.
*You accidentally brush up against one of the facility's heat exhaust pipes, burning your ankle.
You lose X hit points. (cold damage)
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|hot}}


From somewhere deep in the facility you hear a recording of Wart Dinsey's voice from before he died. It's super creepy.
*From somewhere deep in the facility you hear a recording of Wart Dinsey's voice from before he died. It's super creepy.
You lose X hit points. (spooky damage)
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|spooky}}


X appears to be roughly max HP less elemental resistance?
X appears to be roughly max HP less elemental resistance?
The number of special attack occurrences increases by 1 each round.


There are an increasing number in each round.
Has a hard damage cap of 100.
 
This enemy appears to have a hard damage cap of 100.
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Occurs at [[Maint Misbehavin']] (Cryo-Stasis).
Occurs at [[Maint Misbehavin']] (Cryo-Stasis).

Revision as of 02:26, 15 April 2015

Wart Dinsey
Monster ID 1770
Locations Maint Misbehavin'
Hit Points 1000
Attack 700
Defense 700
Initiative 250
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements stench
Resistance 20%
Monster Parts brain, buzzsaw, glove, legs, oculus, radar dish
Drops brain preservation fluid, Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife, Dinsey's oculus, Dinsey's radar dish, Dinsey's pizza cutter, Dinsey's brain, Dinsey's pants, Dinsey's glove
Manuel Entry
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Wart Dinsey You're fighting Wart Dinsey

You slide each of the keycards in turn through the appropriate slots, and the Cryo-Storage door slides open.

You slowly proceed through it, past a complicated airlock puzzle that I won't bore you with the details of, and into the dimly-lit central chamber of Dinseylandfill's cryogenic storage facility.

There is a hiss and an exhalation of frosty air as a cyclopean metal sarcophagus/soda can rises from the floor in the center of the room. Its doors swing open to reveal a hulking robotic exoskeleton attached to a brain in a jar.

The rumors are true! Wart Dinsey was a horrible racist! I mean Wart Dinsey did have his brain cryogenically preserved and placed in a murderous robot body!

The radar dish on top of its head swings toward you and a speaker somewhere crackles to life. "That's the trouble with the world:" says a monotone voice, "too many people grow up. I'll make sure you don't make that mistake."

Hit Message(s):

"I suppose my formula might be: dream, diversify and never miss your <head> when I punch it." He punches you in the <head>.Eek! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat
You acquire an item: Dinsey's oculus (% chance)*
You acquire an item: Dinsey's radar dish (% chance)*
You acquire an item: Dinsey's Pizza Cutter (% chance)*Data:Dinsey's Pizza Cutter
You acquire an item: Dinsey's pants (% chance)*
You acquire an item: brain preservation fluid (?% chance)*
You acquire an item: Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife (% chance)*

Special attacks occur in each round of combat:

  • You accidentally step in a puddle of industrial lubricant.
    You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage)
  • A nearby liquid nitrogen pipe ruptures, hosing you down with frigid liquid.
    You lose X hit points. (cold damage)
  • You accidentally brush up against one of the facility's heat exhaust pipes, burning your ankle.
    You lose X hit points. (hot damage)
  • From somewhere deep in the facility you hear a recording of Wart Dinsey's voice from before he died. It's super creepy.
    You lose X hit points. (spooky damage)

X appears to be roughly max HP less elemental resistance? The number of special attack occurrences increases by 1 each round.

Has a hard damage cap of 100.


Occurs at Maint Misbehavin' (Cryo-Stasis).