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|hit="If you can dream it, you can do it. I dreamed I cut your throat." He slashes you with his roaring buzzsaw arm. {{ouch|5}} | |hit="If you can dream it, you can do it. I dreamed I cut your throat." He slashes you with his roaring buzzsaw arm. {{ouch|5}} | ||
|hit ="You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." He kicks you in the teeth.{{ouch|5}} | |hit ="You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you." He kicks you in the teeth.{{ouch|5}} | ||
|hit ="I suppose my formula might be: dream, diversify and never miss your {{part}} when I punch it." He punches you in the {{part}}.{{ouch|5}} | |||
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Special attacks occur in each round of combat: | Special attacks occur in each round of combat: | ||
*You accidentally step in a puddle of industrial lubricant. | |||
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|sleaze}} | |||
*A nearby liquid nitrogen pipe ruptures, hosing you down with frigid liquid. | |||
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|cold}} | |||
*You accidentally brush up against one of the facility's heat exhaust pipes, burning your ankle. | |||
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|hot}} | |||
From somewhere deep in the facility you hear a recording of Wart Dinsey's voice from before he died. It's super creepy. | *From somewhere deep in the facility you hear a recording of Wart Dinsey's voice from before he died. It's super creepy. | ||
*:You lose X hit points. {{element|spooky}} | |||
X appears to be roughly max HP less elemental resistance? | X appears to be roughly max HP less elemental resistance? | ||
The number of special attack occurrences increases by 1 each round. | |||
Has a hard damage cap of 100. | |||
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Occurs at [[Maint Misbehavin']] (Cryo-Stasis). | Occurs at [[Maint Misbehavin']] (Cryo-Stasis). |
Revision as of 02:26, 15 April 2015
Wart Dinsey | |
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Monster ID | 1770 |
Locations | Maint Misbehavin' |
Hit Points | 1000 |
Attack | 700 |
Defense | 700 |
Initiative | 250 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | construct |
Elements | stench |
Resistance | 20% |
Monster Parts | brain, buzzsaw, glove, legs, oculus, radar dish |
Drops | brain preservation fluid, Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife, Dinsey's oculus, Dinsey's radar dish, Dinsey's pizza cutter, Dinsey's brain, Dinsey's pants, Dinsey's glove |
Manuel Entry | |
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You slide each of the keycards in turn through the appropriate slots, and the Cryo-Storage door slides open.
You slowly proceed through it, past a complicated airlock puzzle that I won't bore you with the details of, and into the dimly-lit central chamber of Dinseylandfill's cryogenic storage facility.
There is a hiss and an exhalation of frosty air as a cyclopean metal sarcophagus/soda can rises from the floor in the center of the room. Its doors swing open to reveal a hulking robotic exoskeleton attached to a brain in a jar.
The rumors are true! Wart Dinsey was a horrible racist! I mean Wart Dinsey did have his brain cryogenically preserved and placed in a murderous robot body!
The radar dish on top of its head swings toward you and a speaker somewhere crackles to life. "That's the trouble with the world:" says a monotone voice, "too many people grow up. I'll make sure you don't make that mistake."
Hit Message(s):
"I suppose my formula might be: dream, diversify and never miss your <head> when I punch it." He punches you in the <head>.Eek! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ow!
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![]() | You acquire an item: Dinsey's oculus (% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Dinsey's radar dish (% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Dinsey's Pizza Cutter (% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Dinsey's pants (% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: brain preservation fluid (?% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife (% chance)* |
Special attacks occur in each round of combat:
- You accidentally step in a puddle of industrial lubricant.
- You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage)
- A nearby liquid nitrogen pipe ruptures, hosing you down with frigid liquid.
- You lose X hit points. (cold damage)
- You accidentally brush up against one of the facility's heat exhaust pipes, burning your ankle.
- You lose X hit points. (hot damage)
- From somewhere deep in the facility you hear a recording of Wart Dinsey's voice from before he died. It's super creepy.
- You lose X hit points. (spooky damage)
X appears to be roughly max HP less elemental resistance? The number of special attack occurrences increases by 1 each round.
Has a hard damage cap of 100.
Occurs at Maint Misbehavin' (Cryo-Stasis).