Wax lips

Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.

Type: familiar equipment
Cannot be discarded

Enchantment:
+10 lbs. of Volleyball

Notes

• Equip on any familiar.
• Was available at Mr. Store July 2005.

References

• The description of this item alludes to a quote by Jack Nicholson, as the Joker, "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?", from the 1989 movie Batman. The Joker has always had a large waxy smile.
• A pair of lips is also the signature image used on Rocky Horror Picture Show dvds, cds, and posters.

Messages on Different Familiars

• Angry Goat:Your familiar harrumphs and growls, but stil smiles with his wax lips.

• Baby Gravy Fairy:Your familiar grins a blissed-out grin, the way only mushrooms and fairies can.

• Baby Yeti:Your familiar grins carnivorously with his wax lips.

• Barrrnacle:Your familiar smiles almost as if he were a creature incapable of facial expressions who had some wax lips stuck on his shell.

• Blood-Faced Volleyball:Your familiar smiles extra hard with the help of his wax lips.

• Cheshire Bat:Your familiar disappears and reappears, leaving only the wax lips floating in the air in a curious (and curiouser) smile.

• Clockwork Grapefruit:O, my droogies, Your familiar grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.

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