Wax lips

wax lips

Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.

Type: familiar equipment
Cannot be discarded

Enchantment:
+10 lbs. of Volleyball

Notes

• Equips on any familiar.
• July 2005's special of the month from Mr. Store.

References

• In the hilarious 1983 Steve Martin comedy The Man with Two Brains, his character Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr places a glass jar containing the living brain of Ms. Anne Uumellmahaye (with whom he has fallen in love) on the stern seat of a rowing dinghy on a boating lake, then sticks a pair of life-size red wax lips on the glass jar, the better to kiss her.
• The description of this item alludes to a quote by [[Wikipedia:Jack Nicholson|Jack Nicholson], as the Joker, "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?", from the 1989 movie Batman. The Joker has always had a large waxy smile.
• A pair of lips is also the signature image used on Rocky Horror Picture Show dvds, cds, and posters, as the movie opens with a giant, disembodied pair of lips singing the song 'Science Fiction: Double Feature.'

Messages on Different Familiars

• Angry Goat: Your familiar harrumphs and growls, but still smiles with his wax lips.

• Baby Gravy Fairy: Your familiar grins a blissed-out grin, the way only mushrooms and fairies can.

• Baby Yeti: Your familiar grins carnivorously with his wax lips.

• Barrrnacle: Your familiar smiles almost as if he were a creature incapable of facial expressions who had some wax lips stuck on his shell.

• Blood-Faced Volleyball: Your familiar smiles extra hard with the help of his wax lips.

• Cheshire Bat: Your familiar disappears and reappears, leaving only the wax lips floating in the air in a curious (and curiouser) smile.

• Clockwork Grapefruit: O, my droogies, Your familiar grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.

• Cocoabo: Your familiar smiles uncomfortably with his wax lips. If anyone asks, "do cocoabos have lips?", now the answer is "yes."

• Coffee Pixie: Your familiar is vibrating so fast her wax lips are a blur, but she appears to be smiling.

• Crimbo Elf: Your familiar smiles reluctantly with his wax lips.

• Cymbal-Playing Monkey: Your familiar manages to look even creepier with his blood-red wax lips. shudder.

• Emo Squid: Your familiar smiles brightly with his wax lips, but the pain inside still seethes and burns. Your familiar begins to sob.

• Feather Boa Constrictor: Your familiar ssssmiles a ssserpentine sssmile with her wax lipsss.

• Flaming Gravy Fairy: Your familiar grins with wax lips that are rapidly melting into a bright red liquid.

• Frozen Gravy Fairy: Your familiar grins an icy grin with her frozen wax lips.

• Fuzzy Dice: Your familiar grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.

• Ghost Pickle on a Stick: Your familiar grins sourly and spookily with his wax lips.

• Ghuol Whelp: Oddly enough, Your familiar grins ghuolishly with his wax lips. At least they hide what he's got stuck in his teeth.

• Grue: A gleam of white (and bright red) in the dark indicate that Your familiar is smiling with his wax lips.

• Hand Turkey: Your familiar smiles with his wax lips -- it's a smile you know like the back of your hand.

• Hanukkimbo dreidl: Your familiar spins again and lands with the wax lips facing up in a very kosher smile.

• Hovering Sombrero: Your familiar hace una sonrisa brillante con sus labios de cera. (Translation: It does a brilliant smile with its lips of wax.)

• Howling Balloon Monkey: Your familiar squeaks and shifts uncomfortably beneath his wax lips.

• Inflatable Dodecapede: Your familiar grins happily, not at all weighed down by his wax lips.

• Jill-O-Lantern: Your familiar smiles brightly with her wax lips, pleased to finally have a full set of teeth.

• Killer Bee: Your familiar smiles predatorially with his wax lips.

• Leprechaun: Begorrah, Your familiar grins an Irish grin with his wax lips.

• Levitating Potato: Your familiar smiles a tuberiffic, tubular smile with his wax lips.

• MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech: Your familiar smiles goofily with his wax lips. OMG Kawaiiiii!

• Mosquito: Your familiar buzzes ominously while smiling with his wax lips.

• Personal Raincloud: Your familiar smiles quickly with the wax lips, before you can wonder how you can stick wax lips on a cloud.

• Sabre-Toothed Lime: Your familiar grins and almost loses his wax lips (they don't fit well over the sabre teeth, you see).

• Spooky Pirate Skeleton: Your familiar grins happily, since he now has lips. He still doesn't have any guts, though.

• Stab Bat: Your familiar grins a bloodthirsty, untrustworthy grin with his wax lips.

• Star Starfish: Your familiar smiles vertically with his wax lips. You must have stuck them on wrong.

• Stinky Gravy Fairy: Your familiar smiles invitingly with her wax lips, but you still can't stand to get too close.

• Sweet Nutcracker: ?

• Whirling Maple Leaf: Your familiar smiles all aboot with his wax lips, eh? Ya hoser.