Weapon of the Pastalord

Weapon of the Pastalord

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 35

This spell will summon forth one of the myriad randomly-generated weapons of the Pastalord, the sworn protector of the order of Pastamancers in the Days of Old. That weapon will then beat your opponent about the head or head-analogue.

Deals (32-64)+((7*Mys)/20) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which isn't ever capped), and divisions are rounded down.

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Skill number: 3008

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	10,000 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	10
When Used:

You call forth a <weapon> of <material>, which strikes your opponent for X damage.

The summoned weapon can be any of the following, in any combination (such as a Hatchet of Spaghetti or Katana of Lasagna):

Weapon	Material
Axe Bohemian Earspoon Claymore Dagger Flail Halberd Hatchet Katana Knife Mace Morning Star Spear Staff Sword	Farfalle Fettucine Gemelli Lasagna Linguini Macaroni Manicotti Mostaccioli Penne Rigatoni Rotelle Rotini Spaghetti Tagliatelle Vermicelli Ziti

Notes

• This spell does physical damage only unless you have an elemental attuning cookbook (Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire, Sinful Desires, Necrotelicomnicon, Cookbook of the Damned, Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration) or use one of the Flavour of Magic skills. If the Weapon of the Pastalord is tuned, it then deals half physical damage and half elemental damage. Bonus Spell Damage functions normally without tuning while elemental bonus spell damage works only when tuned and is assumed to have no damage cap.
• When it does elemental damage, the weapon has a prefix from the following list:

Element	Prefix
Hot	Scorching Fiery Jalapeño-coated Flame-Broiled
Cold	Icy Frozen Frigid Freezerburned
Spooky	Eldritch Seriously Haunted Eerie Horrifying
Stench	Musky Nasty, Nasty Garlic-Scented Foul
Sleaze	Lascivious Suggestive Lewd Naughty

• The use message continues to use "a" rather than "an", even when it would be incorrect. (e.g. a Axe of Fettucine)