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{{ | {{battle|image=Weremoose.gif|a=a|name=Weremoose|text=This is a weremoose, one of the most terrifying and Canadian of all the members of the lycanthrope family, eh? | ||
|hit=He beats you aboot the {{part}} and {{part}} with grisly francophonic efficiency. {{ouch|5}} | |||
He pokes you in the {{part}} with this big, fierce antlers. Ya hoser. {{ouch|5}} | He pokes you in the {{part}} with this big, fierce antlers. Ya hoser. {{ouch|5}} | ||
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You hit him on the head. Wait, no, he hit ''you'' on the head. What a naughty moose. {{ouch|5}} | You hit him on the head. Wait, no, he hit ''you'' on the head. What a naughty moose. {{ouch|5}} | ||
|miss=He tries to poke you with his antlers, but trips and falls on his snout. Er, snoot. | |||
He tries to poke you with his antlers, but trips and falls on his snout. Er, snoot. | |||
He tries to stomp on you, but you dodge his heavy boots. Bouts? Never mind. | He tries to stomp on you, but you dodge his heavy boots. Bouts? Never mind. | ||
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He tries to hit you on the head, but isn't naughty enough to pull it off. | He tries to hit you on the head, but isn't naughty enough to pull it off. | ||
|critical=He points his snout -- er, snoot -- at the full moon and brays a blood-chilling bray, then charges at you and pins you to the wall with his antlers. Yeooowch! {{ouch|4}} | |||
|fumble=He starts to attack again, but whatever moon controls his moosecanthropy changes phases and he turns into a human. He quickly covers himself with his hands and edges off sideways.}} | |||
He starts to attack again, but whatever moon controls his moosecanthropy changes phases and he turns into a human. He quickly covers himself with his hands and edges off sideways. | |||
{{meat|amount=52-79|avg=66.0|stdev=5.7}} | {{meat|amount=52-79|avg=66.0|stdev=5.7}} | ||
{{stat|12}} | {{stat|12}} | ||
Revision as of 23:12, 17 September 2006
| Weremoose | |
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| Monster ID | 91 |
| Locations | Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 2 |
| Hit Points | 53 |
| Attack | 63 |
| Defense | 56 |
| No-Hit | 73 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | 52-78 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso, antlers |
| Drops | weremoose spit |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a WeremooseThis is a weremoose, one of the most terrifying and Canadian of all the members of the lycanthrope family, eh?
Hit Message(s):
He beats you aboot the <giblets> and <giblets> with grisly francophonic efficiency. Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Oof!
He pokes you in the <giblets> with this big, fierce antlers. Ya hoser. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ouch!
He gets underneath you and bucks you into a wall. Ugh! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Argh!
You hit him on the head. Wait, no, he hit you on the head. What a naughty moose. Ooh! Eek! Ouch! Ow! Eek!
He points his snout -- er, snoot -- at the full moon and brays a blood-chilling bray, then charges at you and pins you to the wall with his antlers. Yeooowch! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ooh!
He tries to poke you with his antlers, but trips and falls on his snout. Er, snoot.
He tries to stomp on you, but you dodge his heavy boots. Bouts? Never mind.
He tries to buck you into a wall, but since he's Canadian, his buck isn't as powerful as other monsters.
He tries to hit you on the head, but isn't naughty enough to pull it off.
He starts to attack again, but whatever moon controls his moosecanthropy changes phases and he turns into a human. He quickly covers himself with his hands and edges off sideways. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 52−79 Meat (average: 66.0, stdev: 5.7)* |
| You gain 12 <substat>. |
Occurs at Menagerie Level 2.
References
- The miss message about his buck being not as powerful is a reference to the fact that a Canadian dollar is worth less than an American dollar.
- The hit message about being hit on the head refers to a scene in the John Cleese comedy sitcom Fawlty Towers, where Basil is hit on the head by a moose-head he attached poorly to the wall, and Manuel remarks, "What a naughty moose."
- The critical miss message about covering himself with his hands and edging off sideways may refer to any number of cartoon shorts by Warner Bros. or other companies, in which characters suffering from sudden (partial) nudity would cover 'vulnerable' areas and slip off-screen, or it may refer specifically to the video game Rampage!, in which the monster characters reverted to nude human form when they ran out of health, and did the same.
