Yellow traffic cone

yellow traffic cone

This is a big cone of bright yellow plastic. You have no recollection of how or where you got it, but it's like I always say -- it's not a good night unless you end up with a traffic cone! If you used one of these in the snow, would it be a yellow snow cone? No, no it wouldn't. It'd be a yellow traffic cone in the snow.

Type: hat
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 100 Meat.

Moxie +3
So-So Sleaze Resistance

(In-game plural: yellow traffic cones)

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Notes

• This item appeared in players' inventories the next morning if they had seen the To the Rescue stupor adventure, available by adventuring in a St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St Sneaky Pete's Day II. The adventure would only occur if they were wielding a cheap plastic bottle opener.

References

• "It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone," is a line from the Red Dwarf episode "Last Day".
• The concept of "yellow snow" was popularized by the Frank Zappa hit Don't Eat The Yellow Snow on his album Apostrophe.

See Also

• Elemental Resistance
• Moxie Modifiers

Collection

• 🥇: Alder (#290939), Baleet (#428064), Barbari0n (#254486), CA Dude (#387289), CaptainSpam (#40686), DerMagus (#490413), Desperate4Adventures (#85252), Donkeylover (#254160), Draven2 (#464466), Drool (#198845) - 2

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