Zombie duck

Zombie duck
Monster ID	565
Locations	The Family Plot, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
Hit Points	190
Attack	171
Defense	158
No-Hit	181
Initiative	40
Meat	120-180
Phylum	beast
Elements	spooky
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, torso, tail, wing
Drops	duct tape, frightful feather
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a zombie duck

This duck, which formerly only craved grains, has now developed a craving for brains. And at this particular moment, the brains it seems to crave the most are the ones inside that skull of yours.

Hit Message(s):

It says something that sounds like "Rast!" and bites you right in the <neck>. Argh! Ow! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Eek! (spooky damage)

It starts to eat your eyes. Man, now that's just unreasonable. Ow! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)

It shuffles toward you, quacking in an unsettling and spooky way. Argh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Ow! (spooky damage)

It does a highly-choreographed dance, which is so unsettling it makes a thrill run up your spine. Your body starts to shiver -- no mere mortal can resist the evil of the thriller. Eek! Ouch! Ouch! Argh! Eek! Argh! (spooky damage)

It cracks open your brainpan and gnaws on your brains. You forget what pie smells like. Ow! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to crack open your brainpan, but you're too thick-headed.

It shuffles toward you, but you shuffle backward.

It gets distracted by a nearby pile of grain and forgets to attack. Stupid zombie duck.

It tries to eat your eyes, but you point out that would be unreasonable.

Fumble Message:

It lurches toward you, then gets distracted by someone sitting in the nearby tool shed playing video games. It waddles off to join in. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 162−170 Meat

You acquire an item: frightful feather (??% chance)*

You acquire an item: duct tape (??% chance)*

You gain 42-44 <substat>.

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Occurs at:

• The Family Plot
• McMillicancuddy's Farm (post-war)

References

• The part about eating your eyes and being unreasonable comes from Jonathan Coulton's zombie-themed song Re: Your Brains.
• "It says something that sounds like 'Rast!'" is from the novel Cell by Stephen King.
• The hit message about a highly-choreographed dance is a reference to the video for the Michael Jackson song "Thriller."