Blur

Blur
Monster ID	460
Locations	The Oasis
Hit Points	141
Attack	136
Defense	126
No-Hit	146
Initiative	40
Meat	96-144
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond
Quest	Hugo's Weaving Manual
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a blur

Try as you might, you can't seem to get your eyes to focus on this thing. It's vaguely anthropomorphic, but it looks like those T-shirts that try to convince you you're drunk. Or, y'know, like T-shirts look when you're drunk.

Hit Message(s):

It blurs you in the <shins>. Ow! Ugh! Ouch! Ow!

It pummels you. You feel like a chain store, practically floored. Oof! Ow! Eek! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to check your <shins> like a jumbo jet, but you dodge.

It tries to kick you and bore into you, but you refuse to be kicked around and bored.

It charges you with a deafening "woo-hoo!" but you lie down and easily dodge the attack. You feel pretty heavy metal for having avoided the assault.

It tries to blur you in the <shins>, but misses.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain ? Meat

You acquire an item: drum machine

You acquire an item: carbonated water lily

You acquire an item: hot date

You acquire an item: palm frond

You gain ? ? ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Oasis.

References

Many of the attacks are refrences ot the band, blur.