Blur

Blur
Monster ID	460
Locations	The Oasis
Hit Points	141
Attack	136
Defense	126
No-Hit	146
Initiative	40
Meat	96-144
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	carbonated water lily, drum machine, hot date, palm frond
Quest	Hugo's Weaving Manual
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a blur

Try as you might, you can't seem to get your eyes to focus on this thing. It's vaguely anthropomorphic, but it looks like those T-shirts that try to convince you you're drunk. Or, y'know, like T-shirts look when you're drunk.

Hit Message(s):

It blurs you in the <skull>. Oof! Argh! Ouch! Ooh!

It pummels you. You feel like a chain store, practically floored. Argh! Ooh! Eek! Oof! Ooh!

It charges you with a deafening "woo-hoo!" It pokes you with some pins and some needles, then it lies and it's easy. You're not particularly pleased to meet it. Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

It checks your head, like a jumbo jet. Like everything, it isn't easy.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to check your <skull> like a jumbo jet, but you dodge.

It tries to kick you and bore into you, but you refuse to be kicked around and bored.

It charges you with a deafening "woo-hoo!" but you lie down and easily dodge the attack. You feel pretty heavy metal for having avoided the assault.

It tries to blur you in the <skull>, but misses.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain ? Meat

You acquire an item: drum machine

You acquire an item: carbonated water lily

You acquire an item: hot date

You acquire an item: palm frond

You gain ? ? ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Oasis.

References

• The monster's name and any of it's attacks reference the band Blur.
• The "woo-hoo!" message, as well as the messages that reference getting "Checked like a jumbo jet" and the message about "Pleased to meet you" all reference the song "Song 2" by the band Blur
• The attack message about a "chain store, practically floored" and the messages about "Kicked around and bored" refer to the song Coffee and TV by Blur.