Bob Racecar

I tell ya whut, he just about lays down the smack on yer ass. Ooh! Ooh! Oof!

Reckon he just about smacks y'all right upside the <bung>. Ow! Argh! Ooh!

Well, that ol' Bob Racecar sure did just whack you in the <bung> with the steering wheel he's holding. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch!

I reckon them Nas'Kar boys are just about the biggest pains in the neck in the county. Especially when they smack you in the neck, like this one just did. Ow! Argh! Oof!

I tell ya whut, he just about tried to kick y'all in the ass and missed.

Reckon he tried ta smack y'all upside the <bung>, but don't reckon he managed to do it.

Well, that ol' Bob Racecar tried to hit you, but you dodged him with a resounding Yeeee-HAW!

I reckon that Nas'Kar boy was too drunk on 3.2 to even get close to hitting you.

You gain 42−66 Meat (average: 54.2, stdev: 5.0)*

You acquire 8.8% chance ketchup hounds

You acquire 13.2% chance pairs of leather chaps

You acquire 15.1% chance mesh caps

You gain 14 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Palindome.

Notes

• Bob Racecar's attack and dodge messages are the same as Racecar Bob.

References

• The "Twins of Nas'Kar" is a reference to the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR).
• The "Twins" could also allude to the marketing gimmick used by the Coors Brewing Company, the Coors Light Twins.