Talk:Dungeon dragon chest

On use

You open the dungeon dragon chest, and find that it's full of wondrous magical items! Unfortunately, they're all pretty useless. Some of the highlights:

endless flagon of hobo honey wine

+11 shoulderpads of cowardly fireballs

spiteful sack of misogyny

You go to the pawn shop across the street from the Council of Loathing building and manage to hock the chest's contents. You gain 477 Meat. --Johnny Treehugger 21:04, 21 September 2011 (CEST)

extra-visible bracers of clairvoyance

leather leather nunchuks of bandit slaying

fiery padlock of telepathy

padlock of banal barley wine

You gain 509 Meat. --Evilkolbot 23:41, 21 September 2011 (CEST)

jasper-studded sword of polyamory +11 shoulderpads of polyamory +3 skin-hat of fireballs

--Darkwolf 01:32, 22 September 2011 (CEST)

Could somebody who happens to be doing a surprising fist run give this item a try?--Tombot 20:05, 22 September 2011 (CEST)

Sure, here you go:

You open the dungeon dragon chest, and find that it's full of wondrous magical items! Unfortunately, they're all pretty useless. Some of the highlights:

invisible pike of bandit slaying

elbowpads of mediocrity

calm scepter of clairvoyance

gilded yo-yo of dancing

You go to the pawn shop across the street from the Council of Loathing building and manage to hock the chest's contents.

Good for the local orphans!

--Forsythe 20:34, 22 September 2011 (CEST)