Box (monster)

Box
Monster ID	535
Locations	The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points	150
Attack	150
Defense	135
No-Hit	160
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	constellation
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	corner, edge, face, star
Drops	line, line, line
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Box

This constellation is shaped like a box. There's no obvious way to open it, but that's probably just as well -- the idea of a giant clown-on-a-spring made of stars doesn't exactly give you a warm fuzzy feeling.

Hit Message(s):

Step one: cut a hole in the box. Step 2: put your <throat> in that box. Step 3: get burned by flaming hot gas. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Argh! (hot damage)

It boxes your ears. How does it box with typing gloves on? Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Eek! (sleaze damage)

It rotates slightly and the lid of the box comes open. You stare inside of it, unable to look away. My god. It's full of stars. They should have sent a poet, because no one cares if a poet gets burned up. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: line (? chance)*

You acquire an item: line (? chance)*

You acquire an item: line (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.

References

• The first hit message is a reference to the Saturday Night Live Digital Short, "A Special Christmas Box", featuring Justin Timberlake.
• The second hit message is a reference to a recurring question put to Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com, in which he is asked how he types with boxing gloves on.