Box (monster)

Box
Monster ID	535
Locations	The Hole in the Sky
Hit Points	150
Attack	150
Defense	135
No-Hit	160
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	constellation
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	corner, edge, face, star
Drops	line, line, line
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Box

This constellation is shaped like a box. There's no obvious way to open it, but that's probably just as well -- the idea of a giant clown-on-a-spring made of stars doesn't exactly give you a warm fuzzy feeling.

Hit Message(s):

Step one: cut a hole in the box. Step 2: put your <solar plexus> in that box. Step 3: get burned by flaming hot gas. Argh! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Ooh! (hot damage)

It boxes your ears. How does it box with typing gloves on? Oof! Oof! Ouch! Oof! Argh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

It rotates slightly and the lid of the box comes open. You stare inside of it, unable to look away. My god. It's full of stars. They should have sent a poet, because no one cares if a poet gets burned up. Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It tries to box your ears, but you block.

It tries to give you a papercut, which doesn't work since it's not made of paper.

Step one: get attacked by a box. Step 2: Dodge the attack by that box. Step 3: Make fun of that box.

The lid of the box swings open. You cower in fear, but it turns out the box is just full of random junk. Man, what a sloppy box.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: line (? chance)*

You acquire an item: line (? chance)*

You acquire an item: line (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at The Hole in the Sky.

References

• The first hit message is a reference to the Saturday Night Live Digital Short, "A Special Christmas Box", featuring Justin Timberlake.
• The second hit message is a reference to a recurring question put to Strong Bad of homestarrunner.com, in which he is asked how he types with boxing gloves on.