Talk:St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor

The Unkindest Cut

new adventure spoiler?

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The Unkindest Cut

You wake up groggy, damp and cold, in a dark dark room. You're naked and lying on your back in a bathtub full of ice. As you regain consciousness, you realize you have a sharp pain in your spleen. You cast a spell to light the room and see that the pain in your spleen is actually the pain in the place where your spleen used to be... your spleen is sitting on the floor next to you. There's a bloody corkscrew next to it. And no, I'm not British and swearing, it's actually covered in blood. They used your own corkscrew! Those bastards! Your vision's blurry, but it looks like your spleen has a bright blue ribbon tied around it.

"I don't know where ye been, lad," you say, looking down at it. "But I see you've won first prize." You see Doc Galaktik rushing into the room as you black out again.

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--The preceding unsigned comment was added by Fid (talk • contribs) at 23:48, 20 July 2006 (CDT).

• Please sign your posts. Anyhow, I've yet to get this adventures as a female turtle tamer. This make be male-only--Rikmach 00:53, 21 July 2006 (CDT)
  • Well, I can't tell you anything about gender-specific, but you can get it multiple times.--ChroniclerC 00:55, 21 July 2006 (CDT)
  • Wait, just got it now, nevermind.--Rikmach 01:00, 21 July 2006 (CDT)
• Here's a quick thought that may merit some investigation: Does the spleen adventure do spleen damage?--ChroniclerC 01:55, 21 July 2006 (CDT)
  • Nope. I had 15 twinkly wads before adventuring in the Stupor.--Thraden 01:58, 21 July 2006 (CDT)

Availability

Since you could get to 26+ using items like Dungeon Potions, 668 scrolls and such, can you get these adventures on days other than Sneaky Pete's provided you reach that level? --Missingno 18:38, 12 November 2006 (CST)

• No, you can't. The adventures are available only on SSPD.--Toffile 19:06, 12 November 2006 (CST)

Glowstick Adventures

It's a green glowstick this time. (January 29, 2007) It seems to have the same stats and description as the orange one. --Spaz102

• Are the glowstick adventures one-time, or can they be gotten as many times as you have turns? --Missingno 10:09, 18 March 2007 (CDT)
  • They can be gotten as many times as you have turns, or more accurately, as many times as you have flashing novelty buttons, which you will probably only have one at a time (although they can be reacquired after receiving a glowstick). --TheDotGamer 20:29, 18 March 2007 (CDT)
    • It's possible to have more than 1 flashing novelty button. If you had one last St. Sneaky Pete's Day, then you could get another one this Pete's day. --CG1:t,c,e 20:35, 18 March 2007 (CDT)
      • Do'h. I've always sort of wondered about that. I've always been pulling my flashing novelty button from my display case in fear that I wouldn't get another one and thus risk not getting the new glowstick. I knew that when they were introduced you could have more than one, but I didn't realized it reset with each SSPD. --TheDotGamer 21:30, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

I had exactly this happen with my multi. I did not get the glowstick adventure until after I got a new button, but then got two glowstick adventures, each one taking exactly one button apiece.--Puppy528 21:35, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

May 5, 2007

A Wetted Appetite

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You wander around in a drunken daze until you find yourself at one of the many bars South of the Border that cater to underage tourists from the Kingdom proper. An Orcish frat boy runs past you and yells "Hey, c'mon, bra, they're doing a wet T-shirt contest!"

"A wet what contest?" you ask, but he's already gone inside. You decide you have better things to do than look at damp pieces of clothing, especially since you're not sure what a T-shirt even is. You waste a few minutes trying to telekinetically give wedgies to the frat boys streaming into the building, but it doesn't work very well.

'You gain 5 Magicalness.

Kaile 23:27, 4 May 2007 (CDT)

Another Adventure About BorderTown

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You black out for a little while and wake up on the dusty streets of what definitely isn't The Seaside Town. You look to your north and see a big wall with barbed-wire running across the top -- looks like you're South of the Border!

You're wandering around the dilapidated (and depilitated) shacks of BorderTown, when you get the feeling that you're being watched. You turn and see an old lady staring at you intently. You duck down a few side streets, look behind you, and she's still there! You panic, start to run, and finally lose her in a crowded street market.

Having lost your old lady, you gather your lures and your bobbers and look for some entertainment. You see a wall with a bunch of flyers stuck to it, and see three events that look promising:

• Happy Hour at the Cantina Tip(accented i)ca (leads to "El Sombrero Del Caballero Es Tuyo")
• (upside-down !)Siesta Fiesta!
• Gunfight at the Pretty Decent Corral!

Kaile (#1074434) 23:46, 4 May 2007 (CDT)

El Sombrero Del Caballero Es Tuyo

(if you're wearing a tin star)

You wander into the Cantina Típica hoping to cadge a few cheap drinks. "Hey, is it true it's always happy hour here?" you ask. "If it is, maybe I'll stay awhile."

The bartender nods, so you pull up a barstool next to a guy in a white cowboy hat, who is next to a guy in a black cowboy hat. You're about to order a drink when you catch something shiny out of the corner of your eye. You look to your left and see, hung from the ceiling, what is quite possibly the coolest hat you've ever seen.

It's a sombrero about four feet in diameter, made out of bright blue velvet. It's covered in silver braiding, bedecked with beads, and positively scintillating with sequins. "I must have that hat," you say to the bartender. "How much do you want for it?"

The bartender glances at the cowboy in the white hat, who shakes his head. "I am sorry, amigo," he says, "but that hat is for display only. It belongs to my amigo, here, the Sheriff."

"Oh, you're the Sheriff?" you say. The cowboy nods laconically. "I think you dropped this back at the gunfight." You hand over the Tin Star.

"Thanks, amigo!" the Sheriff says. "Barkeep! A new glass here for this new friend of mine -- er, forgive me, I forgot your name."

"That's okay," you say. "Believe me, I've had plenty to drink. All I really want is that hat."

"It's yours," the Sheriff says. "I mean, it's not like I actually wear it. I don't think anybody does." He nods to the bartender, who takes down the amazing sombrero and hands it to you.

You acquire an item: outrageous sombrero

Kaile (#1074434) 23:48, 4 May 2007 (CDT)

(from Siesta Fiesta)

You follow the directions on the flyer to the Siesta Fiesta. You arrive at the address on the poster, which looks like every other bombed-out, deserted building in BorderTown. You step inside cautiously, and say "Hey, I'm here for the --"

Something heavy and blunt crashes into your skull, sending you face-down into the dirt. You take a brief dirt nap.

You gain 42 hit points.

You gain 46 Mana Points.

Kaile (#1074434) 00:00, 5 May 2007 (CDT)

The Fabulous Seven

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You wake up bleary-eyed somewhere on the outskirts of BorderTown. You probably shouldn't have done those last couple dozen tequila shots. As your eyes focus, you see six strangely-dressed men standing in front of you. They're wearing cowboy hats with holes in them for their topknots; they're wearing chaps, but instead of pistols they're waving swords.

"Greetings, adventurer," their leader (a big, deeply tanned bald man with gold earrings) says. "We are looking for a fearless swordslinger, or perhaps gunsman, to join us on a little quest, et cetera. Would you be interested in helping us out? We need one more member to complete our party."

"What's the quest?" you ask.

"A bunch of bandits has been stealing food from the poor peasants," he says. "We want to track down the bandits, take back the food, and sell it back to the peasants."

"Don't you mean give it back to the peasants?" you ask.

The leader stares blankly at you. "You clearly don't know much about economics or capitalism, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera."

Since your moral compass is currently at the bottom of a sea of ethanol, you decide to join the raiding party, and take your share of the spoils.

You gain 50 meat.

Kaile 23:25, 4 May 2007 (CDT)