Boxed wine

This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

Drop Locations

• Menagerie Level 3
• Whitey's Grove
• The "Fun" House

Uses

• sangria
• strawberry wine
• wine spritzer

References

• The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time.
• The "4-litre" bit is a reference to the Time Cube author Gene Ray's constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth. This is one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube.