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Revision as of 14:56, 19 November 2005

boxed wine
This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.
(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
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References
- The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time.
- The "4-litre" bit is a reference to the Time Cube author Gene Ray's constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth. This is one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube.