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==When Consumed==
==When Consumed==
<CENTER>You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. <BR>
 
http://www.thekolwiki.net/w/images/a/af/Hourglass.gif You gain 3 Adventure(s). <BR>
<center>[[image:Issuebox.gif|boxed wine]]</center>
You gain no Strengthliness. <BR>
 
You gain no Magicalness. <BR>
{{Booze|drunk=3|adv=3|mus=gain no|mys=gain no|mox=gain no|text=You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues.}}
You gain no Smarm. <BR>
(You gain 3 Drunkenness.)
</CENTER>


==References==
==References==

Revision as of 14:56, 19 November 2005

boxed wine
boxed wine


This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

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When Consumed

boxed wine

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References

  • The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time.
  • The "4-litre" bit is a reference to the Time Cube author Gene Ray's constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth. This is one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube.