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*The description of this item is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Time Cube|Time Cube]] [http://www.timecube.com website], and its author [ | *The description of this item is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Time Cube|Time Cube]] [http://www.timecube.com/ website], and its author [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gene_Ray Gene Ray]'s poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". [[User:PVA|Prima Vera Angelhair]] interviewed [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gene_Ray Gene Ray] on [[Radio KoL]], and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found [http://ice.coldfront.net/kol/radio/PVA_Gene_Ray_Interview.mp3 here]. | ||
*"Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song [http://www. | *"Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song ''[http://www.brandonpatton.com/hiabamig/hiabamig_lyric.html#hiabamig How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire]'', by Brandon Patton. | ||
==Zapping== | ==Zapping== | ||
Revision as of 01:05, 11 June 2012
boxed wine
This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.
(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 35 Meat.
(In-game plural: boxes of wine)
Obtained From
- The Barrel full of Barrels
- The "Fun" House
- shaky clown
- Menagerie Level 3
- Booze Giant
- The Shady Thicket
- drunk duck
- Whitey's Grove
- The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
- Tavern Cellar
- Crate Expectations (0-3)
- Items
- handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
- handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
- roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (0-5)
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Recipe
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bunch of square grapes | fermenting powder |
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3 boxes of wine | |
When Consumed
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| You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?! | ||
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness. |
Uses
Notes
- See Drinks By Ingredient for the recipes of all drinks made with boxed wine.
References
- The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
- "Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire, by Brandon Patton.
Zapping
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bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka | bottle of whiskey | boxed wine |
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