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[[Category:Booze (By Drunkenness)|3, boxed wine]]

Revision as of 13:17, 2 May 2013

boxed wine
boxed wine

This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: 3
Selling Price: 35 Meat.


(In-game plural: boxes of wine)
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Item number: 1005
Description ID: 240193198
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Obtained From

The Barrel full of Barrels
The "Fun" House
shaky clown
Menagerie Level 3
Booze Giant
The Shady Thicket
drunk duck
Whitey's Grove
The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
Tavern Cellar
Crate Expectations (0-3)
Items
handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (0-5)
Stores
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Whitey's Grove
The Tasting (2)
The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
Gleaming the Cube

Recipe

bunch of square grapes fermenting powder
3 boxes of wine

When Consumed

You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!
AdventuresYou gain 3 Adventures.
You gain 3 Drunkenness.

Uses

Notes

References

  • The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
  • "Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire, by Brandon Patton.

Zapping

bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka | bottle of whiskey | boxed wine

Collection

  • 🥇: OGL (#2873594) - 417,726
  • 🥈: Jimbobman (#3432953) - 292,573
  • 🥉: DuRhone (#370680) - 152,144
  • #4: UltraSuperboy (#1538208) - 141,371
  • #5: l337 h4xz0r (#782062) - 133,337
  • #6: aldervan (#563101) - 21,480
  • #7: Transplanted_Entwife (#1508833) - 16,583
  • #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 15,137
  • #9: Gaussfield (#3631801) - 12,885
  • #10: JenZahara (#704823) - 12,648

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