Boxing Daycare (Lobby)

Choice adventure number: 1334

Boxing Daycare (Lobby)

You're in the lobby of the Boxing Daycare. There's a door to a spa to your left, a bunch of floor mats forming a "naptime corner" to the right, and through the window straight ahead you can see what looks like a massive room with a boxing ring in the center.

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Have a Boxing Daydream

First time each day:

You curl up on a mat in the corner and close your eyes. You have a training montage daydream where you spend weeks working out on a chest pull-down machine getting really buff.

While you are pre-occupied with pretending to exercise, a package arrives for you.

It seems to be some sort of complimentary care package for boxers? You open it.

You acquire an item: body spradium

or

You acquire an item: glass of raw eggs

or

You acquire an item: punch-drunk punch

or

You hastily open the package and inside you find a piece of bauxite gear.

3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, without a bauxite beret in your inventory:

You acquire an item: bauxite beret

or 3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, with a bauxite beret but no bauxite boxers in your inventory:

You acquire an item: bauxite boxers

or 3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, with a bauxite beret and bauxite boxers but no bauxite bow-tie in your inventory:

You acquire an item: bauxite bow-tie

or You hastily open the package and inside you find a valuable gift. or 3rd, 10th, 17th, etc. daydream in an ascension, with all three pieces of bauxite gear in your inventory:

You acquire an item: My First Art of War

or You hastily open the package and inside you find a complimentary day pass to the Boxing Daycare. 7th, 14th, 21st, etc. daydream in an ascension:

You acquire an item: Boxing Day Pass

Otherwise:

You find that you can't manage to let your mind wander. Maybe try again tomorrow?

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Visit the Boxing Day Spa

Until choosing a spa treatment, leads to Boxing Day Spa. Otherwise it gives the message

Apparently you're only allowed one spa treatment per day.

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Enter the Boxing Daycare

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Leave

You leave the Boxing Daycare.

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Occurs when visiting the Boxing Daycare.