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''Before completing the quest:'' | |||
"Howdy, Adventurer!" says the jovial man behind the bar. "I'm Bart. Bart Ender." | |||
"Nice to meet ya, Bart. I'm Eldritch Carver," you say. "The Council says you need some help with something." | |||
"Yup. We've got a bit of a rat problem, y'see. Whole cellar's just thick with 'em. I mean, sure, there are always rats down there -- rats are a crucial part of the fantasy tavern ecosystem. Our problem is that there are too many rats. I need you to figure out why there are so many of 'em, and put a stop to it somehow." he replies. | |||
"So there are... rats... in the cellar... of the tavern," you sigh, "and I have to kill, what, like, ten of them?" | |||
"This isn't a simple matter of 'kill ten rats,' buddy. You need to track 'em back to their source and put a stop to it, whatever it is. Here, lemme unlock the trap door for you. Careful. It's dark down there." | |||
[[User:Pilomotor|Pilomotor]] 15:53, 9 November 2010 (UTC) | |||
''After completing the quest:'' | ''After completing the quest:'' | ||
Revision as of 15:53, 9 November 2010
Before completing the quest:
"Howdy, Adventurer!" says the jovial man behind the bar. "I'm Bart. Bart Ender." "Nice to meet ya, Bart. I'm Eldritch Carver," you say. "The Council says you need some help with something."
"Yup. We've got a bit of a rat problem, y'see. Whole cellar's just thick with 'em. I mean, sure, there are always rats down there -- rats are a crucial part of the fantasy tavern ecosystem. Our problem is that there are too many rats. I need you to figure out why there are so many of 'em, and put a stop to it somehow." he replies.
"So there are... rats... in the cellar... of the tavern," you sigh, "and I have to kill, what, like, ten of them?"
"This isn't a simple matter of 'kill ten rats,' buddy. You need to track 'em back to their source and put a stop to it, whatever it is. Here, lemme unlock the trap door for you. Careful. It's dark down there."
Pilomotor 15:53, 9 November 2010 (UTC)
After completing the quest:
"Rat faucet got left on, eh? That was probably Luanne. She was always doin' ditzy stuff like that. Right unfriendly to the customers, too. That's why I fired her and divorced her.
"Anyhow, thanks for your help, GodWithPasta. Here -- by way of thanks, have a few drinks on the house!"
Guywithpasta 04:25, 23 October 2010 (UTC)
