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{{battletop|image=breadgolem.gif|a=a|name=Bread Golem|text=This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.}} | {{battletop|image=breadgolem.gif|a=a|name=Bread Golem|text=This is a golem made out of a loaf of bread. You find him crusty and his wit stale. Having thought the previous sentence, you almost hope he manages to kick your ass.}} | ||
<CENTER>He tempts you with his tasty bread, and pounds your | <CENTER>He tempts you with his tasty bread, and pounds your {{part}} when you reach for it. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Ow! Ouch!'''</span> | ||
He swipes at you with an exceptionally sharp bit of crust, hitting you right in the | He swipes at you with an exceptionally sharp bit of crust, hitting you right in the {{part}}. <span style="color:#FF0000">'''Ouch! Oof!'''</span> | ||
Revision as of 20:56, 24 November 2005
He swipes at you with an exceptionally sharp bit of crust, hitting you right in the <knee>. Ouch! Oof!
He tempts you with his tasty bread, but you remind him you don't live by him alone.
He swipes at you with a sharp bit of crust, but you smash it into croutons.
You gain 32-35 Meat.
You acquire an item: wad of dough
You gain 3-4 $substat.
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Tower.
References
- The first missed attack is a play on a line from the New Testament of the Christian Bible. It shows up in two forms, "But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God" (Matthew 4:4) and "And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God" (Luke 4:4).
