Brick

brick

This is a brick, which has been expertly balanced for throwing. It even has a piece of string tied around it so you can attach a note. It's these little touches of quality that really make for an enjoyable vandalism experience.

Type: usable (self or others)
Cannot be discarded
Gift Item

(In-game plural: bricks)

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Item number: 1649
Description ID: 456411411
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When Used

Break out a window with a brick.

Chuck the brick at ______ (name or playerid).

Attach a message to the brick (500 characters max):

You arc the brick through the window of <Player>'s <housing>, shattering it to pieces. Suddenly, you get back in your Bronco and take off like O.J. Simpson.

If the player has no housing or is incorporeal:

<Player> hasn't got a tent or house, so you throw the brick at him while he isn't looking. The brick hits him in the <skull>. That was mean -- you shouldn't make fun of poor people.

If no message is written:

No message? How rude!

If you try to throw your brick at Jick:

Brick is no longer jickable. It was fun while it lasted.

Notes

• Obtained by using the skill Summon Hilarious Objects.
• When received and player has no housing:

<player> has thrown a brick at you, hitting you in your <skull>.. ¡Ay caramba!*

Wait, there's a note attached.

(* interjection denoting surprise)

You acquire an item: brick

• When received and player has housing:

<player> has thrown a brick through the window of your <housing>. ¡Ay caramba!*

Wait, there's a note attached.

(* interjection denoting surprise)

You acquire an item: brick

• The usual message appears if you throw a brick at yourself.
• You can obtain a brick even if you're in Hardcore mode.
• Bricks can be removed from Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage during Ronin without expending any item pulls.
• Bricks can even be removed from Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage while in Hardcore.
• Bricks can be thrown from the chat right-click menu, with the option "Brick 'Em, Dano."

See Also

• Hilarious Objects

References

• The "¡Ay caramba!" and its translation are a reference to this page of the webcomic Dr. McNinja.
• "How Rude" was Stephanie Tanner's catch phrase on the TV show Full House.
• The line about throwing a brick through the window and jumping into the Bronco and taking off like O.J. Simpson is based on the lyrics from the song Birdman Kicked my Ass by Wesley Willis.

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