Talk:Warbear breakfast machine

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Too lazy to format and edit the actual page, so I'll drop this here. based on the wording the machine can have varying success at making breakfast:

wbbbox2.gif You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You drop a marble into one of the pipes sticking out of the machine. It rolls down, hits a spring-loaded lever with a thumbtack on it, and it springs up and pops a balloon. The balloon pops and scares a chicken, which lays an egg, and the egg rolls down a ramp and onto a frying pan. Unfortunately, the umbrella that was going to turn on the stove didn't open all the way, so the egg ends up undercooked and the whole thing's kind of a mess.

wbbreakfast.gif You acquire an item: breakfast mess

--Reydien (talk) 04:44, 16 December 2013 (UTC)

breakfast miracle exists in mall, with wbbreakfast2.gif, epic quality food of size 2, level 6 required. item description: You have never seen a finer breakfast than the one on this plate. nodiscard. presumably comes from this machine, can someone get acquisition message?Argus (talk) 12:05, 17 December 2013 (UTC)

I got a different message when getting a mess: "You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together. You open the small drink umbrella that pulls the chain to turn on the light bulb to heat up the eggs, but the marbles don't roll down the chute properly, so the bacon gets undercooked." Maybe its random to a certain extent?--Tombot (talk) 18:16, 18 December 2013 (UTC)

I get the feeling the cooking text is randomly generated, I got something almost completely different to everyone else: You push the button and the machine opens up into an improbable array of random items all chained together.You pull the trigger on the potato gun to shoot a potato pellet and frighten the hamster so it starts running on the wheel, thereby taking the egg over to the stove where the drinky-bird will tap it to crack it. The only problem is the slinky only goes halfway down the ramp, so all the bacon gets burned. --Chyld (talk) 22:00, 18 December 2013 (UTC)

Then it could be generated with a formula, as in:

• You <Triggering action>
• <Consequence 1>
• <Consequence 2>
• <End result>
• <Hitch>
• <Consequence of the hitch>

...or maybe not. I got the exact same message as Chyld. --Zoro the Gallade (talk) 11:24, 19 December 2013 (UTC)