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==Pockets==
===Demon Name===
"This pocket contains a scrap of paper that reads: (clue)"
These clues are randomized per player and per ascension. Together, and with spaces in place of underscores, the syllables spell out a [[Summoning Chamber|demon name]].
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Clue
|-
|373||FPQ: (first syllable)
|-
|222||EIF: (second syllable)_
|-
|7||ESUQQ: (third syllable)
|-
|602||XFAU: (fourth syllable)_
|-
|172||XTNQ: (fifth syllable)
|-
|251||OTC: (sixth syllable)
|-
|282||OQNQP: (seventh syllable)
|}
===Meat Puzzle===
"You pull a note out of your pocket. It's wrapped around a pile of meat."
These pockets each contain some meat and a crossword-style clue.
Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask [[Grandpa]] about.
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Clue!!Meat
|-
|577||To enrage, anger or annoy||118
|-
|149||A bittersweet longing for people or things from the past||245
|-
|115||Perilous or likely to do harm||351
|-
|139||Overflowing with enthusiasm||451
|-
|554||An instrument composed of wooden bars played with two small mallets||566
|-
|504||A larval insect that burrows into and feeds on the internal<br>tissue of the principal photosynthetic organ of plants||678
|-
|54||One guilty of the wrongful performance of a normally lawful act||725
|-
|484||A beating with a cane made of the thin pliable stems of a climbing palm||872
|-
|621||Being at the level of the narrowest part of the torso||917
|}
===Waterlogged Cipher===
"This pocket contains a waterlogged scrap of paper that reads: (ciphertext)"
These pockets each contain half a line of a poem presented in ciphertext.
Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask [[Grandpa]] about.
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Ciphertext!!Plaintext
|-
|82||FORPL QDL QDMOQLLV XRMZJOX ALOL||Brave the thirteen sailors were
|-
|531||QDJKTD ALQ FLDMVC QDL LROX||Though wet behind the ears
|-
|246||LGFROUMVT JV QDRQ QKLXCRI HJO||Embarking on that tuesday for
|-
|108||R PJIRTL JH QAJ ILROX||A voyage of two years
|-
|632||VJ FZRSU SRQ SOJXXLC QDL TOLRQ XDMW'X WRQD||No black cat crossed the great ship's path
|-
|245||VJ CMOL SOJA SRALC MQX VRGL||No dire crow cawed its name
|-
|45||QDL XQROX ALOL OMTDQ, QDL DJZC ARX QMTDQ||The stars were right, the hold was tight
|-
|640||QDL XLR KVSJGGJV QRGL||The sea uncommon tame
|-
|623||DJA HJOQKVLX XDMHQ, HJO QDKOXCRI'X TMHQ:||How fortunes shift, for thursday's gift:
|-
|444||QDL QJA'OMVT GRXQ XQJOG-DLAV||The tow'ring mast storm-hewn
|-
|628||M CJ VJQ, XRMC QDL VRPMTRQJO||I do not, said the navigator
|-
|561||OLSJTVMYL QDRQ GJJV||Recognize that moon
|-
|457||SJGWRXX ADMOZMVT, XRMZX KVHKOZMVT||Compass whirling, sails unfurling
|-
|658||GRMV CLSU XZMSU AMQD ARPLX||Main deck slick with waves
|-
|502||XQORVTL XLRX, MQ XLLGX, QDL SRWQRMV ADLLYLC||Strange seas, it seems, the captain wheezed
|-
|375||ROL RWQ QJ FL JKO TORPLX||Are apt to be our graves
|-
|181||QDL XUI RVC ARQLO XDROLC JVL HRSL||The sky and water shared one face
|-
|520||QDRQ XVLLOLC AMQD ZMTDQVMVT QLLQD||That sneered with lightning teeth
|-
|405||R ORTMVT SISZJVL GMOOJOMVT||A raging cyclone mirroring
|-
|540||QDL XAMOZMVT WJJZ FLVLRQD||The swirling pool beneath
|-
|153||OLLU JH JYJVL, FOMGXQJVL XQMVUMVT||Reek of ozone, brimstone stinking
|-
|330||[WJLG SKQ JHH FI XDMW XMVUMVT]||[Poem cut off by ship sinking]
|}
===Desk Bells===
These pockets each produce an item which can be used to fight a monster not found anywhere else.
{| class="wikitable"
!Pocket!!Item!!Monster
|- title="Hot, a bell!'
|517||[[sizzling desk bell]]||[[Burning Daughter]]
|- title="Yuck, a bell!'
|533||[[greasy desk bell]]||[[Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt]]
|- title="Cool, a bell!'
|587||[[frost-rimed desk bell]]||[[Herald of Fridgr]]
|- title="Weird, a bell!'
|590||[[uncanny desk bell]]||[[Tentacle of Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl]]
|- title="Ew, a bell!'
|653||[[nasty desk bell]]||[[Chosen of Yog-Urt]]
|}
===Free Fights===
These pockets initiate a [[free fights|free fight]]. Monsters fought in this way are uncopyable.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Pocket!!Monster
|- title="Look, it's a book. Attacking you!"
|30||[[bookbat]]
|- title="A dairy goat pops out of your pocket and looks ready to rumble."
|47||[[dairy goat]]
|- title="The knob goblin guarding that pocket is not going to let you in without a fight."
|136||[[Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman]]
|- title="Nothing is creepier than having a dirty old man pop out of your shorts. Well, except what just happened, where the man is a lihc and it wants to kill you."
|143||[[dirty old lihc]]
|- title="Ahhh, a batrat flies out of your pocket and starts pestering you. Swat that thing."
|191||[[batrat]]
|- title="You pull a strange lobster, frog, and man hybrid out of your pocket and it lumbers angrily towards you, snapping its claws."
|220||[[lobsterfrogman]]
|- title="These shorts must be pretty new, because the zmobie that pops out to fight you looks pretty modern."
|235||[[modern zmobie]]
|- title="Bloop. Bloop. A strangely angular white squid floats out of your pocket while making a strange noise."
|250||[[Blooper]]
|- title="Remember that common childhood dream that a creepy clown is hiding in the pocket of your pants? Now it's your reality."
|267||[[creepy clown]]
|- title="A hellion floats out of your pocket and looks all charged up for a fight."
|279||[[Hellion]]
|- title="Apparently there's a Knob Goblin Harem Girl in your pocket, and she is not happy to see you."
|299||[[Knob Goblin Harem Girl]]
|- title="Yikes! There's a spider in your pocket!"
|306||[[big creepy spider]]
|- title="Normally you can't see the camel toe in a pocket (it's normally in the sky)<br>so you better take care of this one"
|317||[[Camel's Toe]]
|- title="Ouch. You reach into your pocket and jab yourself on the spine of a pufferfish. A pufferfish that is somehow thriving in the air and attacking you."
|363||[[pufferfish]]
|- title="A pocket is not where you should be keeping your skinflute. But someone did, and now it's coming after you."
|383||[[Skinflute]]
|- title="Nice, pocket fruit.... whoa, wait a minute. Why is the fruit attacking you?"
|402||[[Fruit Golem]]
|- title="The orchish snowboarder in your pocket is extremely confused about how he went from shredding the mountain to shredding in your pocket, and is not happy about it."
|425||[[eXtreme Orcish snowboarder]]
|- title="You reach into your pocket to see what's inside, and instead feel someone start pounding on your knuckles. Looks like you're going ot have to deal with this guy."
|428||[[Mob Penguin Thug]]
|- title="The hippy cadet in your pocket apparently meditated so hard that he transcended time and space and ended up in your pocket and kinda perturbed."
|443||[[War Hippy (space) cadet]]
|- title="Egad! There's a completely different spider in your pocket!"
|448||[[completely different spider]]
|- title="There's a tiny shaman and a cloud of mystical smoke inside your pocket. You can tell by his angry scowl that he's ready for a fight."
|452||[[pygmy shaman]]
|- title="The interior of these pockets must be huge. You just reached in and pulled out a booze giant. And now he's reaching out to stab you with a broken bottle."
|490||[[Booze Giant]]
|- title="There's a bunch of rocks in this pocket. Oh, wait, no. Those rocks are a some sort of animated mountain of death."
|565||[[mountain man]]
|- title="A frat orc war pledge hid in the pocket of his own cargo shorts to escape patrol duty and he's not happy to have been discovered."
|568||[[War Pledge]]
|- title="A cloud of green smoke oozes from your pocket and it's hard to tell"
|589||[[Green Ops Soldier]]
|- title="Whoa, some leet hackz0r has gotten into your pocket!"
|646||[[1335 HaXx0r]]
|- title="Oh no, it's super creepy to discover there was a smut orc pervert in your pocket. And now they want to beat you up."
|666||[[smut orc pervert]]
|}
===Stat Gains===
These pockets immediately grant some substat points.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Pocket!!Mus!!Mys!!Mox
|- title="Your body is pulled into your pocket and you emerge in a dimension where you are slightly better at everything."
|1||100||100||100
|- title="The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you sneakily pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel good."
|12||80||80||120
|- title="Phew, that pocket really required some focus to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward."
|37||||250||
|- title="Oh, a dumbbell. You do some squats and really level up!"
|40||200||30||25
|- title="You pull out a mystical tennis ball and squeeze it 200 times before tossing it away."
|52||250||67||
|- title="The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you strongly pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow weirdly for a moment. You feel healthy."
|69||120||112||90
|- title="You pull a skull out of your pocket. It teaches you mysetries of the universe and some great 5 minute workout routines"
|103||70||140||40
|- title="Your handle tingles as a a surge of magic and ability surges out of the pocket."
|133||50||150||50
|- title="Wow, that pocket was incredibly hard to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward."
|161||250||||
|- title="Oh, a book. You study some ancient runes and really level up!"
|176||30||200||25
|- title="A tiny demon pops out of your pocket and starts to follow you. You trick him into goin [sic] away with your wiles."
|182||30||30||200
|- title="You pull out a set of magical juggling balls and perform 200 jugs before you drop one and they disappear in a puff of smoke."
|183||||200||50
|- title="A little book in this pocket describes how best to gain mystical power and panache. Neat-o!"
|194||||130||130
|- title="You pull a small card from your pocket, &quot;You are moxious and people like you.&quot; True!"
|205||40||70||140
|- title="A hellish spirit wooshes out of the pocket and starts haunting you. You banish him with your strength of will."
|210||30||200||30
|- title="A box of cereal endorsed by an athlete? You've got to eat that. Whoa, it worked."
|225||120||90||80
|- title="Geesh, that pocket was quite tricky to open. Sometimes the journey is the reward."
|277||||||250
|- title=""Did anyone misplaces their mysticallity and other attributes,&quot; you call out when you discover the contents of this pocket. No, I guess it's yours then."
|283||40||140||70
|- title="You pull out a weird coin from your pocket with a note. &quot;Heads, you'll gain power. Tails, you'll die.&quot; No biggie.... ... ... .. Heads, phew."
|291||140||70||40
|- title="A tiny scroll in this pocket describes how best to gain strength and magical power. Handy!"
|358||139||130||
|- title="Your handle twitches as a a surge of guile and ability surges out of the pocket."
|378||50||50||150
|- title="Whoa, there's a lot of moxie, some strength, and a tad of magic in this pocket."
|421||70||40||140
|- title="A short pamphlet in this pocket describes how best to gain muscles and moxie. Handy!"
|454||130||||130
|- title=""Drink Me,&quot; reads the label. &quot;Ok, random cup I pulled from my pocket filled with a glowly liquid,&quot; you think, &quot;You're the boss!""
|459||80||120||80
|- title="Your handle throbs as a a surge of strength and ability surges out of the pocket."
|468||150||75||50
|- title="A glowing pill? Why not. That felt good."
|500||90||80||120
|- title=""I wish I were stronger, more moxious and bit more magical,&quot; you tell the tiny fairy you pull from your pocket. Poof!"
|515||140||40||105
|- title="A demonic monkey leaps out and clings to your back. You wrestle him to the ground and leave him there"
|545||200||30||30
|- title="The flaps of the pocket attempt to clamp down on your hand, but you wisely pull your hand out. The tiny toothmarks glow strangely for a moment. You feel empowered."
|585||90||120||90
|- title="You pull out a super heavy accordion and play 200 bars of polka before it crumbles to dust."
|606||50||||200
|}
===Effects===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Pocket!!Effect!!Text
|-
|114||???||One of the candies from your pocket is so sour that you mouth is puckered shut. But, great wisdom is found in the silences.
|-
|603||[[20/20 Vision]] (60)||You find a single-use contact and apply it directly to your forehead.
|-
|550||[[20/20 Vision]] (80)||You find a pair of single-use medical grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
|-
|200||[[Abominably Slippery]] (50)||Ugh, what was that?
|-
|296||♫ [[Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|440||[[Also Schmeckt Zarathustra]] (50)||You find a small bag of odd potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
|-
|644||[[Ancestral Disapproval]] (80)||You find a letter from your great-great-grandfather, read it, and then get depressed.
|-
|92||[[Artificially Sweet]] (40)||Candy! No, wait. Sap.
|-
|447||[[Assaulted with Pepper]] (40)||A pocket full of pepper? That inexplicably exploded all over you? Ugh!
|-
|347||[[Barely Visible]] (20)||"Almost Invisibility" reads the label on the vial in your pocket, you quaff it before you really thinking about it.
|-
|470||[[Barely Visible]] (20)||You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.
|-
|479||[[Barely Visible]] (20)||You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.
|-
|564||[[Barely Visible]] (20)||You find a tube of a transparent liquid in your pocket and decide to just slather it all over yourself. Your skin becomes transparent.
|-
|588||[[Barely Visible]] (20)||You reach into your pocket and find a huge gaping space, so instead of pulling something out, you crawl inside and hide.
|-
|496||[[Barking Mad]] (40)||Chocolate! No, wait. Tree bark.
|-
|15||[[Black Eyes]] (80)||This pocket contains horrors man was not meant to see.
|-
|148||[[Blood-Rich]] (60)||You stick your hand into your pocket, and now you have an IV attached to your arm!
|-
|126||[[Blood-Rich]] (30)<br>[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)||You cram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeowch!
|-
|522||[[Blood-Rich]] (30)<br>[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)||You wedge your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Sigh.
|-
|659||[[Blood-Rich]] (30)<br>[[Space Cowboy]] (30)||You shove your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ugh.
|-
|326||[[Blood-Rich]] (30)<br>[[Vented Spleen]] (40)||You squeeze your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Grr
|-
|469||[[Bloody Hand]] (10)||Ow! Apparently that pocket was full of broken glass.
|-
|361||[[Bored Stiff]] (10)||A diary! You read it cover to cover.
|-
|526||♫ [[Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|57||[[Bruised Jaw]] (5)||You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the face! Ouch!
|-
|420||[[Burning Hands]] (30)||Holy crap, that pocket was full of fire!
|-
|124||♫ [[Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd..
|-
|586||[[Carrrsmic]] (80)||You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard
|-
|582||[[Carrrsmic]] (80)||You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard.
|-
|263||[[Celestial Sheen]] (50)||This pocket is very deep and very full of some kind of weird oil.
|-
|655||[[Charrrming]] (80)||You discover a wadded up pirate pamphlet which you quickly read and then discard.
|-
|236||[[Chocolate Reign]] (80)||Chocolate pocket!
|-
|58||[[Cholestoriffic]] (20)||You find some old fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os and down the whole roll all at once.
|-
|243||[[Clumsy]] (10)||A pocket full of liquid butter? Eugh!
|-
|227||[[Cold Hands]] (10)||Yikes, it's full of ice cubes!
|-
|647||[[Cold, Dead Hands]]||Yikes, it's full of frozen cremains!
|-
|118||[[Coldfinger]] (10)||That pocket was full of dry ice. You know this because it got painfully stuck to your finger.
|-
|613||[[Crotchety, Pining]] (40)||Pasta! No, wait. Pine needles.
|-
|186||[[Danish Cunning]] (60)||This pocket contains both a bird and a cutting tool, and you can distinguish between them!
|-
|482||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||You pull out a candy. It's one of those juice filled ones. The ouside tastes weird, some weird spice... but the inside will. Oh, god. It's filled with grease.
|-
|228||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||Fennel and Cinnamon Suck 'Ems, the new rage in the old folks home. Yum.
|-
|288||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||Popping the candies you found in your pocket may have been a mistake. Fennel and Garbage do not compliment each other.
|-
|201||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||You don't know what's worse, the terrible spicy taste from the first candy you found in your pocket, or the terror of strawberries you're experiencing from the second.
|-
|593||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[The Halls of Moxiousness]] (20)||After eating the treat you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill your mouth
|-
|563||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[The Halls of Muscularity]] (20)||Turns out terrible candy can't destroy you, only make you stronger.
|-
|269||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[The Halls of Mysticality]] (20)||After eating the candy you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill the taste.
|-
|665||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[The Strength... of the Future]] (20)||Fennel candy, whatever, it didn't kill you so you'll probably be stronger.
|-
|162||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||For someone that's feeling so sly... you weren't very sly a second ago when you popped the random candies from the pocket of your spooky pants into your mouth.
|-
|152||[[Discomfited]] (30)<br>[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (20)||After eating the strange, kinda nasty, candy in your pocket, you feel like maybe you'll be wiser in the future.
|-
|49||[[Discomfited]] (60)||You discover a lone piece of candy that you pop into your mouth without even thinking. Whoops!
|-
|614||[[Discomfited]], [[Tundra Mouth]]||Oh, a frozen fennel pop, you've been craving one of those.
|-
|206||[[Dragged Through the Coals]] (10)||Ow! Hot hot hot!
|-
|174||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||You read the label (dweeb) on the slimey box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
|-
|503||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||You read the label (dweeb) on the flaming box of candy as you try and finish it before the flames devour it.
|-
|441||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||You read the label (dweeb) on the stinky box of candy as you quickly eat it up
|-
|486||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||You read the label (dweeb) on the spooky box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
|-
|359||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Moxiousness]] (20)||You fill your brain up by reading the label on the fancy lozenge you just slurped up.
|-
|334||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Muscularity]] (20)||You fill your brain up by reading the label on the brawy lozenge you just slurped up.
|-
|648||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Mysticality]] (20)||You fill your brain up by reading the label on the mystical lozenge you just slurped up.
|-
|70||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Strength... of the Future]] (20)||Brains and Brawn, the candy in your pocket sure packed a punch.
|-
|497||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||Maybe your enhanced brainpower will stop you from automatically eating whatever candy you find in the next pocket you open. Probably not.
|-
|528||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (20)||The candy you found in your pocket has made you feel smart and wise!
|-
|560||[[Dweeby]] (40)<br>[[Tundra Mouth]] (10)||You read the label (dweeb) on the chilly box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
|-
|328||[[Dweeby]] (80)||You find a small box of candy and you eat it without even looking at it.
|-
|21||[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)<br>[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)||You mash your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Tarnation!
|-
|508||[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)<br>[[Space Cowboy]] (30)||You push your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow ow ow!
|-
|99||[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)<br>[[Vented Spleen]] (40)||You reach your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Why?
|-
|584||[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (80)||Ouch! You just stabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
|-
|171||[[Eye of the Lihc]] (80)||Ugh, gross, is that an eyeball?
|-
|151||[[Eye of the Seal]] (80)||You find a grape and pop it into your mouth. Oh god, that wasn't a grape!
|-
|285||♫ [[Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|343||[[Filthworm Drone Stench]] (5)||There is a faint hiss as you open the pocket and a cloud of stench wafts out. "Why not," you think as you linger in the cloud.
|-
|583||[[Finding Stuff]] (20)||Disposable, magical, possibly occut contact lenses? Sure, let's put them in our eyes.
|-
|238||[[Finding Stuff]] (20)||You find a flimsy magnifying glass in your pocket, this'll help you find stuff for a while.
|-
|274||[[Finding Stuff]] (20)||You reach into your pocket and pull out a real sense of self-sufficiency.
|-
|34||[[Finding Stuff]] (20)||You read the label on the vial before sucking down the contents, "Good Looking." This'll probably make you super attractive!
|-
|86||[[Finding Stuff]] (20)||Spectacles made out of ice? Those won't last long in this heat.
|-
|393||[[Fire Down Below]] (20)||You find some old sterno-flavored Hob-Os and gobble down the whole roll all at once.
|-
|519||[[First Eye Blind]] (10)||You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the eye! Ouch!
|-
|367||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||Ah. Somebody has let their cat use this pocket as a litterbox. Fantastic.
|-
|332||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||Eww, someone clearly let their pet ferret live in this pocket.
|-
|372||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||Great. Somebody was saving a pocket full of rat droppings.
|-
|598||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||Somebody was keeping their wet dog hair in this pocket.
|-
|258||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||That pocket contained a whole herd of stinkbugs.
|-
|323||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a tiny dollhouse toilet in it.
|-
|62||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||That pocket was full of loose garbage.
|-
|216||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||That pocket was full of sewer scrapings. Blech.
|-
|85||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||Ugh, somebody was using this pocket as an impromptu compost bin.
|-
|224||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||The pocket is currently empty, but you can tell with 100% certainty that it used to contain a skunk.
|-
|432||[[Foul Hand]] (20)||This pocket has a fish in it, and judging bythe smell, it's been there for at least three days.
|-
|102||[[Fresh Scent]] (50)||Oh, some deoderant! Might as well freshen up.
|-
|178||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||Ah, somebody was keeping a sno-cone in this pocket.
|-
|256||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||Oof, that pocket was full of mentholatum.
|-
|410||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||That pocket contained a loose scoop of ice cream.
|-
|464||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a fudgesicle in it.
|-
|535||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a tiny model igloo in it.
|-
|663||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||The pocket was full of dry ice.
|-
|240||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||The pocket was full of some kind of futuristic ice cream.
|-
|562||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||This pocket had a couple of drams of liquid nitrogen in it.
|-
|120||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||This pocket is full of hailstones the size of golf balls!
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|514||[[Frosty Hand]] (20)||Somebody was apparently saving a pocket full of snow from last winter.
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|160||[[Frozen Hands]] (50)||That pocket was apparently full of snow.
|-
|195||[[Funky Coal Patina]] (80)||Like a tiny volcano your pocket erupts, and now you're covered in dust.
|-
|96||[[Gleaming White Teeth]] (30)<br>[[Winning Smile]] (20)||Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
|-
|547||[[Gleaming White Teeth]] (60)||You discover an industrial grade single-use disposable toothbrush, and figure you might as well.
|-
|592||[[Go-Gone]] (50)||Embroidered inside this pocket is a picture of a pair of boots. It makes you feel things!
|-
|543||[[Hairy Palms]] (50)||Eww, a pocket full of lotion? Why?
|-
|80||[[Heal Thy Nanoself]] (20)<br>[[Blood-Rich]] (30)||You put your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow!
|-
|461||[[Heal Thy Nanoself]] (20)<br>[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)||You slide your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ouch!
|-
|576||[[Heal Thy Nanoself]] (20)<br>[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)||You thrust your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Dang!
|-
|10||[[Heal Thy Nanoself]] (20)<br>[[Space Cowboy]] (30)||You jam your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Darnit!
|-
|150||[[Heal Thy Nanoself]] (20)<br>[[Vented Spleen]] (40)||You drive your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeow!
|-
|416||[[Heal Thy Nanoself]] (50)||Yeowch! You just jabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
|-
|155||[[Hippy Stench]] (50)||You don't know what exactly you just touched in there, but now
|-
|386||[[Hot Hands]] (10)||Ah jeez, it's full of hot ashes!
|-
|226||[[Incensed]] (80)||Incense pocket?
|-
|352||[[It's Electric!]] (50)||You stick your hand into the pocket and get a tremendous shock!
|-
|73||[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)<br>[[Vented Spleen]] (40)||You press your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yikes!
|-
|179||[[It's Soporiffic!]] (80)||You prick your finger on something in your pocket, and feel... strange.
|-
|244||[[Itchy Trigger Finger]] (30)||That pocket was apparently full of itching powder.
|-
|365||[[Jazz Hands]] (80)||A bar of soap? Wait, what are your hands doing now?
|-
|509||[[Jittery]] (90)||This pocket is not your cup of tea. It's somebody else's, which you drink quickly before they notice.
|-
|209||[[Joke-Mad]] (20 turns)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't go to work? A: Lazy bones."
|-
|119||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: How does a skeleton know what's about to happen? A: He feels it in his bones."
|-
|387||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton bring to the picnic? A: Spare ribs."
|-
|272||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton chef say? A: Bone Apetit!"
|-
|433||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton serve his tea in? A: Bone china."
|-
|307||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: The trombone.
|-
|513||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instruments can a skeleton NOT play. A: His organs."
|-
|112||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What is a skeleton's favorite competitive college sport? A: Skeleton crew."
|-
|163||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to school? A: His heart wasn't in it."
|-
|260||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts."
|-
|437||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons stay so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin."
|-
|188||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons tell so many jokes? A: Because they're very humerus."
|-
|370||[[Joke-Mad]] (20)||This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why don't skeletons watch horror movies? A: They don't have the stomach for it."
|-
|6||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (20)<br>[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (20)||"Leyline Wads," read the label on the box of brown candies you just found in your pocket and downed without a thought.
|-
|202||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||What's brown and greasey and in your digestive tract? The weird candy you found in your pocket.
|-
|61||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||What's brown and sweet and hot all over? Chocolate coated fireballs. Like the one you just found and ate.
|-
|211||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||What's brown and smells like poop? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now. Seriously, you just took it out of your fetid pocket and ate it.
|-
|406||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||What's brown and spooky? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now.
|-
|435||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Moxiousness]] (20)||Finding a tan lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
|-
|24||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Muscularity]] (20)||Finding an coppery lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
|-
|107||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Mysticality]] (20)||Finding an ochre lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
|-
|596||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[The Strength... of the Future]] (20)||Well, the large brown capsule you found in your pocket wasn't meant to be eaten, right? It took a strong person to use it.
|-
|638||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||Whatever the brown candy you just found in your pocket was, it sure made you feel confident.
|-
|316||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (40)<br>[[Tundra Mouth]] (10)||Who's got to thumgs and just ate some freezing cold brown candy that they found in their pocket? You. (point your thumbs at yourself.)
|-
|384||[[Just the Brown Ones]] (80)||You find a small packet of candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
|-
|451||[[Knob Goblin Perfume]] (20)||You find a bottle in your pocket, fumble it, and are now covered in perfume.
|-
|290||[[Litterbug]] (20)||You find a gum wrapper which you casually toss aside, you monster.
|-
|110||[[Mallowed Out]] (10)||Huh, a gigantic calorie-free roasted marshmallow? What will they think of next?
|-
|617||[[Medieval Mage Mayhem]] (60)||Huh, an old scroll. Can't hurt to read it aloud, right?
|-
|320||[[Milk Studly]] (20)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||Oh, goodie, someone picked chocolate protein pills out of the garbage and put them in your mouth! (Well, they put them in a pocket, you put them in your mouth.)
|-
|36||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||Whoever owned this pocket was obviously trying to bulk up up with their grease pills and protein pills. I guess you are as well.
|-
|254||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||The combination of cinnamon and chocolate candies that you just pulled from your pocket? Not too bad.
|-
|555||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||Chocolate covered strawberries. Delightful! Horrible!
|-
|170||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Moxiousness]] (20)||There's some fancy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
|-
|611||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Muscularity]] (20)||There's some chewy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
|-
|650||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Mysticality]] (20)||There's some mystical nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
|-
|321||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[The Strength... of the Future]] (20)||This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a large handful.
|-
|388||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a moxious selection.
|-
|394||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (20)||This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a wise helping.
|-
|400||[[Milk Studly]] (40)<br>[[Tundra Mouth]] (10)||Reaching into your refrigerated pocket, you pull out an ice cold chocolate dud and pop it in your mouth.
|-
|140||[[Milk Studly]] (80)||You find some long forgotten candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
|-
|318||[[Missing Fingers]] (10)||Ah, good. That pocket contained a spring-loaded cigar cutter.
|-
|278||[[Muscularrr]] (80)||You discover a wadded up pirate brochure which you quickly read and then discard.
|-
|595||[[Mystic Pickleness]] (40)<br>[[Nasty, Nasty Breath]] (20)||You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Ugh.
|-
|48||[[Mystic Pickleness]] (40)<br>[[Spicy Mouth]] (40)||You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. What is wrong with you?
|-
|573||[[Mystic Pickleness]] (80)||Oh nice, gum! Hmm, what flavor is this?
|-
|466||[[Mystically Oiled]] (50)||You find some ointment in that pocket and decide to rub it all over yourself.
|-
|257||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||Augh, it's full of old fryer oil. Some hippy was probably saving it to use as fuel for their terrible van.
|-
|43||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||Ew, that pocket was full of shaving cream.
|-
|635||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||Eww, it's full of bacon grease
|-
|624||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||Gross, that pocket was full of greasy old barber hair.
|-
|314||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||Somebody was apparently using this pocket to store their loose lard.
|-
|436||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||That pocket was full of used napkins from a pizzeria.
|-
|192||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||The pocket was full of butter. Yuck.
|-
|232||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||The pocket was full of half-evaporated cologne.
|-
|134||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||The pocket was full of old pudding.
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|264||[[Nasty Hand]] (20)||This pocket is full of motor oil.
|-
|39||[[Nasty, Nasty Breath]] (50)||Oh nice, gum! Ugh, what flavor is this?
|-
|128||[[Night Vision]] (20)<br>[[20/20 Vision]] (40)||You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
|-
|364||[[Night Vision]] (20)<br>[[Seeing Colors]] (20)||You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
|-
|339||[[Night Vision]] (50)||You find a pair of single-use military grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
|-
|521||[[Nuts about Candy]] (80)||You get so excited about what kind of candy this pocket might contain that you forget to finish searching it!
|-
|159||[[Ocelot Eyes]]||Oh gross! It wasn't figurative after all!
|-
|242||♫ [[Ode to Booze]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|645||[[Old School Pompadour]] (50)||You find some pomade, which you immediately brush through your hair. Niiiiice.
|-
|657||[[One For Tea]] (50)||A mug of freshly brewed tea? What? How?
|-
|213||[[Overconfident]] (20)||In this pocket you find more confidence than is appropriate for one person.
|-
|542||♫ [[Polka of Plenty]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|100||[[Pork Power]] (80)||Pork pocket!
|-
|9||♫ [[Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|401||[[Radium Radicality]] (20)<br>[[Also Schmeckt Zarathustra]] (20)||You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Foul.
|-
|449||[[Radium Radicality]] (20)<br>[[Wintergreen Warmongery]] (20)||You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Gross.
|-
|2||[[Radium Radicality]] (50)||You find a small bag of strange potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
|-
|637||[[Refuse Reflux]] (20)||You find some old garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os and slam down the whole roll all at once.
|-
|549||[[Saucefingers]] (10)||Ah. This pocket is apparently where you keep your loose spaghetti sauce.
|-
|64||[[Scariberi]] (20)||You find some old strawberry-flavored Hob-Os and chomp down on the whole roll all at once.
|-
|164||[[Seeing Colors]] (20)<br>[[20/20 Vision]] (40)||You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
|-
|418||[[Seeing Colors]] (50)||You find a pair of single-use magical grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
|-
|652||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||That pocket had a portable barbecue grill in it. Extremely portable.
|-
|253||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||Ahhh! Pocket full of fire! Pocket full of fire!
|-
|214||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||Ow, that pocket had a curling iron in it, and it was still plugged in!
|-
|56||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||That pocket contained a tiny campfire.
|-
|608||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||That pocket contained a very small amount of molten lava.
|-
|231||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||This pocket is full of scalding coffee.
|-
|371||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||This pocket was somehow full of boiling water.
|-
|72||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||Turns out it's just a pocket full of steam.
|-
|221||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||Yow, it's full of hot coals!
|-
|579||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||Yow, that pocket had a lit candle in it!
|-
|239||[[Sizzlin' Hand]] (20)||Yowch, that pocket contained a dollhouse fireplace, and the fire was lit!
|-
|66||[[Sleazy Hands]] (10)||Ew, it's full of bacon grease!
|-
|544||[[Slimy Hands]] (50)||You are revolted to discover that that pocket is full of discarded oyster shells.
|-
|271||[[Sludgesick]] (80)||You find a popsicle! You finish it off before it has a chance to melt. It was disgusting.
|-
|507||[[Smokin']] (50)||A lit cigarette? Wait, your pocket is on fire! You manage to put it out, but now there's a thick haze all around you.
|-
|90||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||You'd never take random pills that you found in your occult pocket. But candy, why not? Now you've just got to reconcile your sour and gross feelings.
|-
|18||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||The candy you just found in your pocket and ate reminds you vaguelly of Tom Yum soup. Hot and Sour. Not bad.
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|527||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||What do you call a super sour burp? No, seriously, you need to know, because the candy you just ate from your pocket has taken you to new levels of yeuch.
|-
|615||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||You just invented a new flavor, spour. Well, your pocket invented it.
|-
|77||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Moxiousness]] (20)||Sour and savoir faire, that's what you just pulled from your pocket and popped in your mouth.
|-
|391||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Muscularity]] (20)||The sour taste in your mouth from the random pocket candy doesn't kill you, so you'll probably be stronger.
|-
|204||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Mysticality]] (20)||After thoughtlessly eating the candy you found in your pocke, your realize that maybe you need to work on your wisdom.
|-
|380||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[The Strength... of the Future]] (20)||There's some candy in this pocket. After eating them, your mouth is so puckered that you build muscles just trying to keep your mouth from imploding.
|-
|341||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||You pop some candys from your pocket into your mouth. One of them is so sour, that you start to pucker, but you manage to shape your lips into a stylish pose.
|-
|558||[[Sourpuss]] (40)<br>[[Tundra Mouth]] (10)||Well, the sum of the candy you just found and ate is a delightfully sour chill. Too bad you didn't read the labels.
|-
|349||[[Sourpuss]] (80)||Candy, nice! You pop it into your mouth and it is SO SOUR, omigod.
|-
|329||[[Space Cowboy]] (30)<br>[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)||You move your hand into your pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles
|-
|273||[[Space Cowboy]] (30)<br>[[Vented Spleen]] (40)||You ram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Blech.
|-
|501||[[Space Cowboy]] (60)||you prick your finger on something in your pocket and feel...weird
|-
|458||[[Spicy Limeness]] (40)<br>[[Mystic Pickleness]] (40)||You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Gross!
|-
|266||[[Spicy Limeness]] (40)<br>[[Nasty, Nasty Breath]] (20)||You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. That's disgusting.
|-
|125||[[Spicy Limeness]] (40)<br>[[Spicy Mouth]] (40)||You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. You need help.
|-
|480||[[Spicy Limeness]] (80)||Oh nice, gum! Huh, what flavor is this?
|-
|625||[[Spicy Mouth]] (40)<br>[[Nasty, Nasty Breath]] (20)||You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Sigh.
|-
|368||[[Spicy Mouth]] (80)||Oh nice, gum! Whoa, what flavor is this?
|-
|337||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||A bat flies out of the pocket. Yikes!
|-
|11||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||A raven flies out of the pocket, glares at you, and flies off into the night. Sinister!
|-
|446||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||Aaaaargh! Pocket full of blood!
|-
|42||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||Oh no, that pocket was full of unearthly moaning!
|-
|385||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||Oh no! That pocket was full of spiders!
|-
|138||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||Oh no! The pocket was full of ghosts!
|-
|499||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket contained a tiny vampire. It hisses at you before turning into a tiny bat and flying away.
|-
|23||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket contains a chilling, ominous mist.
|-
|516||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket contains a chorus of ghostly wailing!
|-
|620||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||That pocket was full of dark secrets. You shudder.
|-
|634||[[Spooky Hand]] (20)||Yikes! That pocket contained a startling noise!
|-
|641||[[Spooky Hands]] (10)||Augh, it's full of grave dirt!
|-
|247||♫ [[Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|156||[[Sticky Fingers]] (10)||Gross, it was a pocket full of tree sap.
|-
|471||[[Sticky Hands]] (30)||Apparently that pocket was full of tar.
|-
|289||[[Stinking Cloud]] (80)||Ugh, a pocket full of lit cigars!
|-
|382||[[Stinky Hands]] (10)||Ew, it's full of rat droppings!
|-
|633||[[Strong Grip]] (60)||You find a hand exerciser and give yourself a manual workout.
|-
|293||[[Stuck-Up Hair]] (50)||You stick your hand into the pocket and get a mighty shock!
|-
|5||[[Super Vision]] (40)||Inside the pocket you discover a button, which you press! Things immediately get weird.
|-
|193||[[Tetanus]] (10)||You're not sure what exactly was in the pocket, but it was sharp and rusty! Ow!
|-
|539||[[Tetanus]] (10)<br>[[Blood-Rich]] (30)||You cram your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|-
|302||[[Tetanus]] (10)<br>[[Extra-Thick Blood]] (40)||You mash your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|-
|261||[[Tetanus]] (10)<br>[[Heal Thy Nanoself]] (20)||You jam your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|-
|319||[[Tetanus]] (10)<br>[[It's Soporiffic!]] (40)||You slide your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|-
|309||[[Tetanus]] (10)<br>[[Space Cowboy]] (30)||You push your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|-
|32||[[Tetanus]] (10)<br>[[Vented Spleen]] (40)||You reach into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
|-
|379||[[The Halls of Moxiousness]] (40)||Oh rad, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
|-
|68||[[The Halls of Muscularity]] (40)||Oh good, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
|-
|147||[[The Halls of Mysticality]] (40)||Oh nice, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
|-
|234||♫ [[The Sonata of Sneakiness]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|342||[[The Strength... of the Future]] (40)||Candy! No, wait. That was drugs.
|-
|198||[[The Style... of the Future]] (40)||Candy! No, uhh... That was drugs.
|-
|180||[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (40)||Candy! No, hmm. That was drugs.
|-
|95||[[Thick-Skinned]] (60)||This pocket was coated in a weird cream. Now it's all over you.
|-
|575||[[Tundra Mouth]] (20)||You find some old frostbite-flavored Hob-Os and scarf down the whole roll all at once.
|-
|185||[[Twinklebritches]] (80)||You find a... switch? Which you flip, and suddenly your lower half is glowing!
|-
|412||♫ [[Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance]] (20)||You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
|-
|59||[[Vented Spleen]] (80)||Ouch! Something just jabbed into a vein on your hand, and now your arteries are throbbing.
|-
|552||[[Very Attractive]] (20)||A giant arrow flies out of the pocket, zooms around, and then settles a few feet about your head, pointing directly at you.
|-
|626||[[Very Attractive]] (20)||A haunting melody floats out of the pocket and you can't help but hum along as loudly as you can.
|-
|154||[[Very Attractive]] (20)||A poltergiest flies out of the pocket when you open the flap and starts following you around screeching, "over here, look over here!"
|-
|53||[[Very Attractive]] (20)||This pocket is filled with neon paint, and when you try to wipe it off, you get it all over yourself.
|-
|336||[[Very Attractive]] (20)||You reach into the pocket and discover some sort of strange scented, but oddly enticing, liquid. You can't seem to wipe if off your hand.
|-
|230||[[Very Clean Teeth]] (40)<br>[[Gleaming White Teeth]] (30)||Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
|-
|357||[[Very Clean Teeth]] (40)<br>[[Winning Smile]] (20)||Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
|-
|270||[[Very Clean Teeth]] (90)||You discover a single-use disposable toothbrush, and figure you might as well.
|-
|494||[[Vinegavotte]] (50)||A thimble full of liquid? Best to drink it before you stop to think what it might be.
|-
|31||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Cholestoriffic]] (10)||You pull out a large pill coated in a think layer of grease. The grease helps it slide right down.
|-
|487||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Fire Down Below]] (10)||A flaming handful of vitamins? Why not!
|-
|131||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Refuse Reflux]] (10)||Let's see, pill, pill, garbage, pill, garbage? Two garbages and three pills a day keeps the doctor away, is what they say.
|-
|610||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Scariberi]] (10)||Bright red pills with tiny weird seeds, what could go wrong?
|-
|215||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Moxiousness]] (20)||Obviosuly you eat the unwrapped lozenge and handful of pills you pulled out of your pocket.
|-
|305||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Muscularity]] (20)||Sour plum lozenges and vitamins, two great medicines that go great together.
|-
|465||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[The Halls of Mysticality]] (20)||A tingly lozenge and bottle of pills? You swallow the bunch and suck on the other. In the reverse order.
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|241||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[The Style... of the Future]] (20)||A vial of pills labeled, "style mix." Good enough for me.
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|422||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[Tundra Mouth]] (10)||A handful of freezing cold pills? Sure, let's take those.
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|13||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[The Wisdom... of the Future]] (20)||A vial of pills labeled, "brain mix." Good enough for me.
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|511||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (80)||You find a single multivitamin and swallow it dry like the animal you are.
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|117||[[Vitamin-Maxed]] (40)<br>[[The Strength... of the Future]] (20)||A vial of pills labeled, "strength mix." Good enough for me.
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|377||[[Wary]] (20)||A flea, startled awake by your rummaging, bites you on the arm and then hops away.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|340||[[Wary]] (20)||A mosquito buzzes out of the pocket and stings you on the leg.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|656||[[Wary]] (20)||A moth flutters out of the pocket and lands on the tip of your nose. You brush it away, but not before it bites you. Dangit! You didn't even know moths had mouths.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|395||[[Wary]] (20)||Some invisibly small insect bites your hand as you reach into the pocket. Was it a mite? I suppose it might have been.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|424||[[Wary]] (20)||The pocket contains a tiny pressed flower, which attracts a nearby bee, which stings you. You crush the pressed flower in a fit of bee-induced rage.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|259||[[Wary]] (20)||The pocket contains an ant, which crawls onto the palm of your hand. "Hey, little guy, what's OUCH!" you say, as the ant betrays you.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|297||[[Wary]] (20)||This pocket contains a sleeping baby bat. Angry at having been awoken, it bites you on the hand and flaps away into the night.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|530||[[Wary]] (20)||Turns out a wasp was sleeping in there, which you learn by way of a painful finger sting.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|505||[[Wary]] (20)||Unfortunately, the pocket contains a live scorpion.<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|98||[[Wary]] (20)||A spider bites your finger, then skitters away. Dangit!<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|398||[[Wary]] (20)||A snake, concealed in the bottom of the pocket, bites you on the hand before slithering away. Who keeps a snake in their shorts?<br>{{HP|amount=1|type=lose}}
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|556||[[Well-Rested]] (60)||You spend so long looking for something in this pocket that you fall asleep. When you wake up, you feel great!
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|35||[[Well-Swabbed Ear]] (60)||A Q-tip? Might as well go at it.
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|360||[[What's That Smell?]] (80)||There's nothing in this pocket, but when you pull your hand out it smells like asparagus.
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|127||[[Whitened Teeth]] (40)<br>[[Gleaming White Teeth]] (30)||Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH!
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|619||[[Whitened Teeth]] (40)<br>[[Very Clean Teeth]] (40)||Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH!
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|553||[[Whitened Teeth]] (40)<br>[[Winning Smile]] (20)||Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH!
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|538||[[Whitened Teeth]] (80)||A ghostly tube of toothpaste? Weird! Might as well brush!
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|295||[[Wintergreen Warmongery]] (20)<br>[[Also Schmeckt Zarathustra]] (20)||You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Ugh.
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|312||[[Wintergreen Warmongery]] (50)||You find a small bag of weird potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
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|219||[[Wreathed in Smoke]] (40)||A smoke machine?
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===Items===
[To be continued]

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Pockets

Demon Name

"This pocket contains a scrap of paper that reads: (clue)"

These clues are randomized per player and per ascension. Together, and with spaces in place of underscores, the syllables spell out a demon name.

Pocket Clue
373 FPQ: (first syllable)
222 EIF: (second syllable)_
7 ESUQQ: (third syllable)
602 XFAU: (fourth syllable)_
172 XTNQ: (fifth syllable)
251 OTC: (sixth syllable)
282 OQNQP: (seventh syllable)

Meat Puzzle

"You pull a note out of your pocket. It's wrapped around a pile of meat."

These pockets each contain some meat and a crossword-style clue.

Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask Grandpa about.

Pocket Clue Meat
577 To enrage, anger or annoy 118
149 A bittersweet longing for people or things from the past 245
115 Perilous or likely to do harm 351
139 Overflowing with enthusiasm 451
554 An instrument composed of wooden bars played with two small mallets 566
504 A larval insect that burrows into and feeds on the internal
tissue of the principal photosynthetic organ of plants		 678
54 One guilty of the wrongful performance of a normally lawful act 725
484 A beating with a cane made of the thin pliable stems of a climbing palm 872
621 Being at the level of the narrowest part of the torso 917

Waterlogged Cipher

"This pocket contains a waterlogged scrap of paper that reads: (ciphertext)"

These pockets each contain half a line of a poem presented in ciphertext.

Solving the puzzle yielded a topic to ask Grandpa about.

Pocket Ciphertext Plaintext
82 FORPL QDL QDMOQLLV XRMZJOX ALOL Brave the thirteen sailors were
531 QDJKTD ALQ FLDMVC QDL LROX Though wet behind the ears
246 LGFROUMVT JV QDRQ QKLXCRI HJO Embarking on that tuesday for
108 R PJIRTL JH QAJ ILROX A voyage of two years
632 VJ FZRSU SRQ SOJXXLC QDL TOLRQ XDMW'X WRQD No black cat crossed the great ship's path
245 VJ CMOL SOJA SRALC MQX VRGL No dire crow cawed its name
45 QDL XQROX ALOL OMTDQ, QDL DJZC ARX QMTDQ The stars were right, the hold was tight
640 QDL XLR KVSJGGJV QRGL The sea uncommon tame
623 DJA HJOQKVLX XDMHQ, HJO QDKOXCRI'X TMHQ: How fortunes shift, for thursday's gift:
444 QDL QJA'OMVT GRXQ XQJOG-DLAV The tow'ring mast storm-hewn
628 M CJ VJQ, XRMC QDL VRPMTRQJO I do not, said the navigator
561 OLSJTVMYL QDRQ GJJV Recognize that moon
457 SJGWRXX ADMOZMVT, XRMZX KVHKOZMVT Compass whirling, sails unfurling
658 GRMV CLSU XZMSU AMQD ARPLX Main deck slick with waves
502 XQORVTL XLRX, MQ XLLGX, QDL SRWQRMV ADLLYLC Strange seas, it seems, the captain wheezed
375 ROL RWQ QJ FL JKO TORPLX Are apt to be our graves
181 QDL XUI RVC ARQLO XDROLC JVL HRSL The sky and water shared one face
520 QDRQ XVLLOLC AMQD ZMTDQVMVT QLLQD That sneered with lightning teeth
405 R ORTMVT SISZJVL GMOOJOMVT A raging cyclone mirroring
540 QDL XAMOZMVT WJJZ FLVLRQD The swirling pool beneath
153 OLLU JH JYJVL, FOMGXQJVL XQMVUMVT Reek of ozone, brimstone stinking
330 [WJLG SKQ JHH FI XDMW XMVUMVT] [Poem cut off by ship sinking]

Desk Bells

These pockets each produce an item which can be used to fight a monster not found anywhere else.

Pocket Item Monster
517 sizzling desk bell Burning Daughter
533 greasy desk bell Astrologer of Shub-Jigguwatt
587 frost-rimed desk bell Herald of Fridgr
590 uncanny desk bell Tentacle of Sssshhsssblllrrggghsssssggggrrgglsssshhssslblgl
653 nasty desk bell Chosen of Yog-Urt

Free Fights

These pockets initiate a free fight. Monsters fought in this way are uncopyable.

Pocket Monster
30 bookbat
47 dairy goat
136 Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman
143 dirty old lihc
191 batrat
220 lobsterfrogman
235 modern zmobie
250 Blooper
267 creepy clown
279 Hellion
299 Knob Goblin Harem Girl
306 big creepy spider
317 Camel's Toe
363 pufferfish
383 Skinflute
402 Fruit Golem
425 eXtreme Orcish snowboarder
428 Mob Penguin Thug
443 War Hippy (space) cadet
448 completely different spider
452 pygmy shaman
490 Booze Giant
565 mountain man
568 War Pledge
589 Green Ops Soldier
646 1335 HaXx0r
666 smut orc pervert

Stat Gains

These pockets immediately grant some substat points.

Pocket Mus Mys Mox
1 100 100 100
12 80 80 120
37 250
40 200 30 25
52 250 67
69 120 112 90
103 70 140 40
133 50 150 50
161 250
176 30 200 25
182 30 30 200
183 200 50
194 130 130
205 40 70 140
210 30 200 30
225 120 90 80
277 250
283 40 140 70
291 140 70 40
358 139 130
378 50 50 150
421 70 40 140
454 130 130
459 80 120 80
468 150 75 50
500 90 80 120
515 140 40 105
545 200 30 30
585 90 120 90
606 50 200

Effects

Pocket Effect Text
114 ??? One of the candies from your pocket is so sour that you mouth is puckered shut. But, great wisdom is found in the silences.
603 20/20 Vision (60) You find a single-use contact and apply it directly to your forehead.
550 20/20 Vision (80) You find a pair of single-use medical grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
200 Abominably Slippery (50) Ugh, what was that?
296 ♫ Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
440 Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (50) You find a small bag of odd potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
644 Ancestral Disapproval (80) You find a letter from your great-great-grandfather, read it, and then get depressed.
92 Artificially Sweet (40) Candy! No, wait. Sap.
447 Assaulted with Pepper (40) A pocket full of pepper? That inexplicably exploded all over you? Ugh!
347 Barely Visible (20) "Almost Invisibility" reads the label on the vial in your pocket, you quaff it before you really thinking about it.
470 Barely Visible (20) You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.
479 Barely Visible (20) You find a half-used pink eraser in your pocket and use it to erase any evidence of your presence.
564 Barely Visible (20) You find a tube of a transparent liquid in your pocket and decide to just slather it all over yourself. Your skin becomes transparent.
588 Barely Visible (20) You reach into your pocket and find a huge gaping space, so instead of pulling something out, you crawl inside and hide.
496 Barking Mad (40) Chocolate! No, wait. Tree bark.
15 Black Eyes (80) This pocket contains horrors man was not meant to see.
148 Blood-Rich (60) You stick your hand into your pocket, and now you have an IV attached to your arm!
126 Blood-Rich (30)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)		 You cram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeowch!
522 Blood-Rich (30)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You wedge your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Sigh.
659 Blood-Rich (30)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You shove your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ugh.
326 Blood-Rich (30)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You squeeze your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Grr
469 Bloody Hand (10) Ow! Apparently that pocket was full of broken glass.
361 Bored Stiff (10) A diary! You read it cover to cover.
526 ♫ Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
57 Bruised Jaw (5) You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the face! Ouch!
420 Burning Hands (30) Holy crap, that pocket was full of fire!
124 ♫ Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd..
586 Carrrsmic (80) You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard
582 Carrrsmic (80) You discover a wadded up pirate tract which you quickly read and then discard.
263 Celestial Sheen (50) This pocket is very deep and very full of some kind of weird oil.
655 Charrrming (80) You discover a wadded up pirate pamphlet which you quickly read and then discard.
236 Chocolate Reign (80) Chocolate pocket!
58 Cholestoriffic (20) You find some old fry-oil-flavored Hob-Os and down the whole roll all at once.
243 Clumsy (10) A pocket full of liquid butter? Eugh!
227 Cold Hands (10) Yikes, it's full of ice cubes!
647 Cold, Dead Hands Yikes, it's full of frozen cremains!
118 Coldfinger (10) That pocket was full of dry ice. You know this because it got painfully stuck to your finger.
613 Crotchety, Pining (40) Pasta! No, wait. Pine needles.
186 Danish Cunning (60) This pocket contains both a bird and a cutting tool, and you can distinguish between them!
482 Discomfited (30)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You pull out a candy. It's one of those juice filled ones. The ouside tastes weird, some weird spice... but the inside will. Oh, god. It's filled with grease.
228 Discomfited (30)
Fire Down Below (10)		 Fennel and Cinnamon Suck 'Ems, the new rage in the old folks home. Yum.
288 Discomfited (30)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 Popping the candies you found in your pocket may have been a mistake. Fennel and Garbage do not compliment each other.
201 Discomfited (30)
Scariberi (10)		 You don't know what's worse, the terrible spicy taste from the first candy you found in your pocket, or the terror of strawberries you're experiencing from the second.
593 Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 After eating the treat you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill your mouth
563 Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 Turns out terrible candy can't destroy you, only make you stronger.
269 Discomfited (30)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 After eating the candy you found in your pocket, you quickly start sucking on the lozenge you found to try and kill the taste.
665 Discomfited (30)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 Fennel candy, whatever, it didn't kill you so you'll probably be stronger.
162 Discomfited (30)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 For someone that's feeling so sly... you weren't very sly a second ago when you popped the random candies from the pocket of your spooky pants into your mouth.
152 Discomfited (30)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 After eating the strange, kinda nasty, candy in your pocket, you feel like maybe you'll be wiser in the future.
49 Discomfited (60) You discover a lone piece of candy that you pop into your mouth without even thinking. Whoops!
614 Discomfited, Tundra Mouth Oh, a frozen fennel pop, you've been craving one of those.
206 Dragged Through the Coals (10) Ow! Hot hot hot!
174 Dweeby (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the slimey box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
503 Dweeby (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the flaming box of candy as you try and finish it before the flames devour it.
441 Dweeby (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the stinky box of candy as you quickly eat it up
486 Dweeby (40)
Scariberi (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the spooky box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
359 Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 You fill your brain up by reading the label on the fancy lozenge you just slurped up.
334 Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 You fill your brain up by reading the label on the brawy lozenge you just slurped up.
648 Dweeby (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 You fill your brain up by reading the label on the mystical lozenge you just slurped up.
70 Dweeby (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 Brains and Brawn, the candy in your pocket sure packed a punch.
497 Dweeby (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 Maybe your enhanced brainpower will stop you from automatically eating whatever candy you find in the next pocket you open. Probably not.
528 Dweeby (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 The candy you found in your pocket has made you feel smart and wise!
560 Dweeby (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 You read the label (dweeb) on the chilly box of candy as you quickly eat it up.
328 Dweeby (80) You find a small box of candy and you eat it without even looking at it.
21 Extra-Thick Blood (40)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You mash your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Tarnation!
508 Extra-Thick Blood (40)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You push your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow ow ow!
99 Extra-Thick Blood (40)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You reach your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Why?
584 Extra-Thick Blood (80) Ouch! You just stabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
171 Eye of the Lihc (80) Ugh, gross, is that an eyeball?
151 Eye of the Seal (80) You find a grape and pop it into your mouth. Oh god, that wasn't a grape!
285 ♫ Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
343 Filthworm Drone Stench (5) There is a faint hiss as you open the pocket and a cloud of stench wafts out. "Why not," you think as you linger in the cloud.
583 Finding Stuff (20) Disposable, magical, possibly occut contact lenses? Sure, let's put them in our eyes.
238 Finding Stuff (20) You find a flimsy magnifying glass in your pocket, this'll help you find stuff for a while.
274 Finding Stuff (20) You reach into your pocket and pull out a real sense of self-sufficiency.
34 Finding Stuff (20) You read the label on the vial before sucking down the contents, "Good Looking." This'll probably make you super attractive!
86 Finding Stuff (20) Spectacles made out of ice? Those won't last long in this heat.
393 Fire Down Below (20) You find some old sterno-flavored Hob-Os and gobble down the whole roll all at once.
519 First Eye Blind (10) You open your pocket and a small sphere shoots out of it and hits you in the eye! Ouch!
367 Foul Hand (20) Ah. Somebody has let their cat use this pocket as a litterbox. Fantastic.
332 Foul Hand (20) Eww, someone clearly let their pet ferret live in this pocket.
372 Foul Hand (20) Great. Somebody was saving a pocket full of rat droppings.
598 Foul Hand (20) Somebody was keeping their wet dog hair in this pocket.
258 Foul Hand (20) That pocket contained a whole herd of stinkbugs.
323 Foul Hand (20) That pocket had a tiny dollhouse toilet in it.
62 Foul Hand (20) That pocket was full of loose garbage.
216 Foul Hand (20) That pocket was full of sewer scrapings. Blech.
85 Foul Hand (20) Ugh, somebody was using this pocket as an impromptu compost bin.
224 Foul Hand (20) The pocket is currently empty, but you can tell with 100% certainty that it used to contain a skunk.
432 Foul Hand (20) This pocket has a fish in it, and judging bythe smell, it's been there for at least three days.
102 Fresh Scent (50) Oh, some deoderant! Might as well freshen up.
178 Frosty Hand (20) Ah, somebody was keeping a sno-cone in this pocket.
256 Frosty Hand (20) Oof, that pocket was full of mentholatum.
410 Frosty Hand (20) That pocket contained a loose scoop of ice cream.
464 Frosty Hand (20) That pocket had a fudgesicle in it.
535 Frosty Hand (20) That pocket had a tiny model igloo in it.
663 Frosty Hand (20) The pocket was full of dry ice.
240 Frosty Hand (20) The pocket was full of some kind of futuristic ice cream.
562 Frosty Hand (20) This pocket had a couple of drams of liquid nitrogen in it.
120 Frosty Hand (20) This pocket is full of hailstones the size of golf balls!
514 Frosty Hand (20) Somebody was apparently saving a pocket full of snow from last winter.
160 Frozen Hands (50) That pocket was apparently full of snow.
195 Funky Coal Patina (80) Like a tiny volcano your pocket erupts, and now you're covered in dust.
96 Gleaming White Teeth (30)
Winning Smile (20)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
547 Gleaming White Teeth (60) You discover an industrial grade single-use disposable toothbrush, and figure you might as well.
592 Go-Gone (50) Embroidered inside this pocket is a picture of a pair of boots. It makes you feel things!
543 Hairy Palms (50) Eww, a pocket full of lotion? Why?
80 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Blood-Rich (30)		 You put your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ow!
461 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)		 You slide your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Ouch!
576 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You thrust your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Dang!
10 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You jam your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Darnit!
150 Heal Thy Nanoself (20)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You drive your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yeow!
416 Heal Thy Nanoself (50) Yeowch! You just jabbed your finger on a needle, and now you feel... better than usual?
155 Hippy Stench (50) You don't know what exactly you just touched in there, but now
386 Hot Hands (10) Ah jeez, it's full of hot ashes!
226 Incensed (80) Incense pocket?
352 It's Electric! (50) You stick your hand into the pocket and get a tremendous shock!
73 It's Soporiffic! (40)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You press your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Yikes!
179 It's Soporiffic! (80) You prick your finger on something in your pocket, and feel... strange.
244 Itchy Trigger Finger (30) That pocket was apparently full of itching powder.
365 Jazz Hands (80) A bar of soap? Wait, what are your hands doing now?
509 Jittery (90) This pocket is not your cup of tea. It's somebody else's, which you drink quickly before they notice.
209 Joke-Mad (20 turns) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What do you call a skeleton who won't go to work? A: Lazy bones."
119 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: How does a skeleton know what's about to happen? A: He feels it in his bones."
387 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton bring to the picnic? A: Spare ribs."
272 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton chef say? A: Bone Apetit!"
433 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What did the skeleton serve his tea in? A: Bone china."
307 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: The trombone.
513 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What instruments can a skeleton NOT play. A: His organs."
112 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: What is a skeleton's favorite competitive college sport? A: Skeleton crew."
163 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to school? A: His heart wasn't in it."
260 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts."
437 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons stay so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin."
188 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why do skeletons tell so many jokes? A: Because they're very humerus."
370 Joke-Mad (20) This pocket contains a scrap of paper with a joke on it: "Q: Why don't skeletons watch horror movies? A: They don't have the stomach for it."
6 Just the Brown Ones (20)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 "Leyline Wads," read the label on the box of brown candies you just found in your pocket and downed without a thought.
202 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 What's brown and greasey and in your digestive tract? The weird candy you found in your pocket.
61 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 What's brown and sweet and hot all over? Chocolate coated fireballs. Like the one you just found and ate.
211 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 What's brown and smells like poop? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now. Seriously, you just took it out of your fetid pocket and ate it.
406 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Scariberi (10)		 What's brown and spooky? The candy you found in your pocket and ate just now.
435 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 Finding a tan lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
24 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 Finding an coppery lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
107 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 Finding an ochre lozenge in your pocket, you pop it right in your mouth.
596 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 Well, the large brown capsule you found in your pocket wasn't meant to be eaten, right? It took a strong person to use it.
638 Just the Brown Ones (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 Whatever the brown candy you just found in your pocket was, it sure made you feel confident.
316 Just the Brown Ones (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 Who's got to thumgs and just ate some freezing cold brown candy that they found in their pocket? You. (point your thumbs at yourself.)
384 Just the Brown Ones (80) You find a small packet of candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
451 Knob Goblin Perfume (20) You find a bottle in your pocket, fumble it, and are now covered in perfume.
290 Litterbug (20) You find a gum wrapper which you casually toss aside, you monster.
110 Mallowed Out (10) Huh, a gigantic calorie-free roasted marshmallow? What will they think of next?
617 Medieval Mage Mayhem (60) Huh, an old scroll. Can't hurt to read it aloud, right?
320 Milk Studly (20)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 Oh, goodie, someone picked chocolate protein pills out of the garbage and put them in your mouth! (Well, they put them in a pocket, you put them in your mouth.)
36 Milk Studly (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 Whoever owned this pocket was obviously trying to bulk up up with their grease pills and protein pills. I guess you are as well.
254 Milk Studly (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 The combination of cinnamon and chocolate candies that you just pulled from your pocket? Not too bad.
555 Milk Studly (40)
Scariberi (10)		 Chocolate covered strawberries. Delightful! Horrible!
170 Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 There's some fancy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
611 Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 There's some chewy nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
650 Milk Studly (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 There's some mystical nougat at the center of the chococalte covered protein ball you just found in your pocket and consumed.
321 Milk Studly (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a large handful.
388 Milk Studly (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a moxious selection.
394 Milk Studly (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 This pocket contains a mix of different candies. You eat a wise helping.
400 Milk Studly (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 Reaching into your refrigerated pocket, you pull out an ice cold chocolate dud and pop it in your mouth.
140 Milk Studly (80) You find some long forgotten candy and you eat it without even looking at it!
318 Missing Fingers (10) Ah, good. That pocket contained a spring-loaded cigar cutter.
278 Muscularrr (80) You discover a wadded up pirate brochure which you quickly read and then discard.
595 Mystic Pickleness (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Ugh.
48 Mystic Pickleness (40)
Spicy Mouth (40)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. What is wrong with you?
573 Mystic Pickleness (80) Oh nice, gum! Hmm, what flavor is this?
466 Mystically Oiled (50) You find some ointment in that pocket and decide to rub it all over yourself.
257 Nasty Hand (20) Augh, it's full of old fryer oil. Some hippy was probably saving it to use as fuel for their terrible van.
43 Nasty Hand (20) Ew, that pocket was full of shaving cream.
635 Nasty Hand (20) Eww, it's full of bacon grease
624 Nasty Hand (20) Gross, that pocket was full of greasy old barber hair.
314 Nasty Hand (20) Somebody was apparently using this pocket to store their loose lard.
436 Nasty Hand (20) That pocket was full of used napkins from a pizzeria.
192 Nasty Hand (20) The pocket was full of butter. Yuck.
232 Nasty Hand (20) The pocket was full of half-evaporated cologne.
134 Nasty Hand (20) The pocket was full of old pudding.
264 Nasty Hand (20) This pocket is full of motor oil.
39 Nasty, Nasty Breath (50) Oh nice, gum! Ugh, what flavor is this?
128 Night Vision (20)
20/20 Vision (40)		 You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
364 Night Vision (20)
Seeing Colors (20)		 You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
339 Night Vision (50) You find a pair of single-use military grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
521 Nuts about Candy (80) You get so excited about what kind of candy this pocket might contain that you forget to finish searching it!
159 Ocelot Eyes Oh gross! It wasn't figurative after all!
242 ♫ Ode to Booze (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
645 Old School Pompadour (50) You find some pomade, which you immediately brush through your hair. Niiiiice.
657 One For Tea (50) A mug of freshly brewed tea? What? How?
213 Overconfident (20) In this pocket you find more confidence than is appropriate for one person.
542 ♫ Polka of Plenty (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
100 Pork Power (80) Pork pocket!
9 ♫ Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
401 Radium Radicality (20)
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (20)		 You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Foul.
449 Radium Radicality (20)
Wintergreen Warmongery (20)		 You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Gross.
2 Radium Radicality (50) You find a small bag of strange potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
637 Refuse Reflux (20) You find some old garbage-juice-flavored Hob-Os and slam down the whole roll all at once.
549 Saucefingers (10) Ah. This pocket is apparently where you keep your loose spaghetti sauce.
64 Scariberi (20) You find some old strawberry-flavored Hob-Os and chomp down on the whole roll all at once.
164 Seeing Colors (20)
20/20 Vision (40)		 You find a pair of mismatched contacts and pop them in. Hardly the strangest decision you've ever made.
418 Seeing Colors (50) You find a pair of single-use magical grade contact lenses and pop 'em right in.
652 Sizzlin' Hand (20) That pocket had a portable barbecue grill in it. Extremely portable.
253 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Ahhh! Pocket full of fire! Pocket full of fire!
214 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Ow, that pocket had a curling iron in it, and it was still plugged in!
56 Sizzlin' Hand (20) That pocket contained a tiny campfire.
608 Sizzlin' Hand (20) That pocket contained a very small amount of molten lava.
231 Sizzlin' Hand (20) This pocket is full of scalding coffee.
371 Sizzlin' Hand (20) This pocket was somehow full of boiling water.
72 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Turns out it's just a pocket full of steam.
221 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Yow, it's full of hot coals!
579 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Yow, that pocket had a lit candle in it!
239 Sizzlin' Hand (20) Yowch, that pocket contained a dollhouse fireplace, and the fire was lit!
66 Sleazy Hands (10) Ew, it's full of bacon grease!
544 Slimy Hands (50) You are revolted to discover that that pocket is full of discarded oyster shells.
271 Sludgesick (80) You find a popsicle! You finish it off before it has a chance to melt. It was disgusting.
507 Smokin' (50) A lit cigarette? Wait, your pocket is on fire! You manage to put it out, but now there's a thick haze all around you.
90 Sourpuss (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You'd never take random pills that you found in your occult pocket. But candy, why not? Now you've just got to reconcile your sour and gross feelings.
18 Sourpuss (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 The candy you just found in your pocket and ate reminds you vaguelly of Tom Yum soup. Hot and Sour. Not bad.
527 Sourpuss (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 What do you call a super sour burp? No, seriously, you need to know, because the candy you just ate from your pocket has taken you to new levels of yeuch.
615 Sourpuss (40)
Scariberi (10)		 You just invented a new flavor, spour. Well, your pocket invented it.
77 Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 Sour and savoir faire, that's what you just pulled from your pocket and popped in your mouth.
391 Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 The sour taste in your mouth from the random pocket candy doesn't kill you, so you'll probably be stronger.
204 Sourpuss (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 After thoughtlessly eating the candy you found in your pocke, your realize that maybe you need to work on your wisdom.
380 Sourpuss (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 There's some candy in this pocket. After eating them, your mouth is so puckered that you build muscles just trying to keep your mouth from imploding.
341 Sourpuss (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 You pop some candys from your pocket into your mouth. One of them is so sour, that you start to pucker, but you manage to shape your lips into a stylish pose.
558 Sourpuss (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 Well, the sum of the candy you just found and ate is a delightfully sour chill. Too bad you didn't read the labels.
349 Sourpuss (80) Candy, nice! You pop it into your mouth and it is SO SOUR, omigod.
329 Space Cowboy (30)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You move your hand into your pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles
273 Space Cowboy (30)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You ram your hand into the pocket and immediately regret it as you are poked by several sharp needles! Blech.
501 Space Cowboy (60) you prick your finger on something in your pocket and feel...weird
458 Spicy Limeness (40)
Mystic Pickleness (40)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Gross!
266 Spicy Limeness (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. That's disgusting.
125 Spicy Limeness (40)
Spicy Mouth (40)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. You need help.
480 Spicy Limeness (80) Oh nice, gum! Huh, what flavor is this?
625 Spicy Mouth (40)
Nasty, Nasty Breath (20)		 You find a couple pieces of gum and start chewing on them even though they are different flavors. Sigh.
368 Spicy Mouth (80) Oh nice, gum! Whoa, what flavor is this?
337 Spooky Hand (20) A bat flies out of the pocket. Yikes!
11 Spooky Hand (20) A raven flies out of the pocket, glares at you, and flies off into the night. Sinister!
446 Spooky Hand (20) Aaaaargh! Pocket full of blood!
42 Spooky Hand (20) Oh no, that pocket was full of unearthly moaning!
385 Spooky Hand (20) Oh no! That pocket was full of spiders!
138 Spooky Hand (20) Oh no! The pocket was full of ghosts!
499 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket contained a tiny vampire. It hisses at you before turning into a tiny bat and flying away.
23 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket contains a chilling, ominous mist.
516 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket contains a chorus of ghostly wailing!
620 Spooky Hand (20) That pocket was full of dark secrets. You shudder.
634 Spooky Hand (20) Yikes! That pocket contained a startling noise!
641 Spooky Hands (10) Augh, it's full of grave dirt!
247 ♫ Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
156 Sticky Fingers (10) Gross, it was a pocket full of tree sap.
471 Sticky Hands (30) Apparently that pocket was full of tar.
289 Stinking Cloud (80) Ugh, a pocket full of lit cigars!
382 Stinky Hands (10) Ew, it's full of rat droppings!
633 Strong Grip (60) You find a hand exerciser and give yourself a manual workout.
293 Stuck-Up Hair (50) You stick your hand into the pocket and get a mighty shock!
5 Super Vision (40) Inside the pocket you discover a button, which you press! Things immediately get weird.
193 Tetanus (10) You're not sure what exactly was in the pocket, but it was sharp and rusty! Ow!
539 Tetanus (10)
Blood-Rich (30)		 You cram your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
302 Tetanus (10)
Extra-Thick Blood (40)		 You mash your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
261 Tetanus (10)
Heal Thy Nanoself (20)		 You jam your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
319 Tetanus (10)
It's Soporiffic! (40)		 You slide your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
309 Tetanus (10)
Space Cowboy (30)		 You push your hand into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
32 Tetanus (10)
Vented Spleen (40)		 You reach into your pocket and immediately recoil from the rusty needle that pokes you!
379 The Halls of Moxiousness (40) Oh rad, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
68 The Halls of Muscularity (40) Oh good, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
147 The Halls of Mysticality (40) Oh nice, a lozenge! You pop it right into your mouth.
234 ♫ The Sonata of Sneakiness (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
342 The Strength... of the Future (40) Candy! No, wait. That was drugs.
198 The Style... of the Future (40) Candy! No, uhh... That was drugs.
180 The Wisdom... of the Future (40) Candy! No, hmm. That was drugs.
95 Thick-Skinned (60) This pocket was coated in a weird cream. Now it's all over you.
575 Tundra Mouth (20) You find some old frostbite-flavored Hob-Os and scarf down the whole roll all at once.
185 Twinklebritches (80) You find a... switch? Which you flip, and suddenly your lower half is glowing!
412 ♫ Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (20) You open the pocket to grab something and a faint snatch of accordion music emanates from inside. Odd.
59 Vented Spleen (80) Ouch! Something just jabbed into a vein on your hand, and now your arteries are throbbing.
552 Very Attractive (20) A giant arrow flies out of the pocket, zooms around, and then settles a few feet about your head, pointing directly at you.
626 Very Attractive (20) A haunting melody floats out of the pocket and you can't help but hum along as loudly as you can.
154 Very Attractive (20) A poltergiest flies out of the pocket when you open the flap and starts following you around screeching, "over here, look over here!"
53 Very Attractive (20) This pocket is filled with neon paint, and when you try to wipe it off, you get it all over yourself.
336 Very Attractive (20) You reach into the pocket and discover some sort of strange scented, but oddly enticing, liquid. You can't seem to wipe if off your hand.
230 Very Clean Teeth (40)
Gleaming White Teeth (30)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
357 Very Clean Teeth (40)
Winning Smile (20)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH!
270 Very Clean Teeth (90) You discover a single-use disposable toothbrush, and figure you might as well.
494 Vinegavotte (50) A thimble full of liquid? Best to drink it before you stop to think what it might be.
31 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Cholestoriffic (10)		 You pull out a large pill coated in a think layer of grease. The grease helps it slide right down.
487 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Fire Down Below (10)		 A flaming handful of vitamins? Why not!
131 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Refuse Reflux (10)		 Let's see, pill, pill, garbage, pill, garbage? Two garbages and three pills a day keeps the doctor away, is what they say.
610 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Scariberi (10)		 Bright red pills with tiny weird seeds, what could go wrong?
215 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Halls of Moxiousness (20)		 Obviosuly you eat the unwrapped lozenge and handful of pills you pulled out of your pocket.
305 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Halls of Muscularity (20)		 Sour plum lozenges and vitamins, two great medicines that go great together.
465 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Halls of Mysticality (20)		 A tingly lozenge and bottle of pills? You swallow the bunch and suck on the other. In the reverse order.
241 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Style... of the Future (20)		 A vial of pills labeled, "style mix." Good enough for me.
422 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
Tundra Mouth (10)		 A handful of freezing cold pills? Sure, let's take those.
13 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Wisdom... of the Future (20)		 A vial of pills labeled, "brain mix." Good enough for me.
511 Vitamin-Maxed (80) You find a single multivitamin and swallow it dry like the animal you are.
117 Vitamin-Maxed (40)
The Strength... of the Future (20)		 A vial of pills labeled, "strength mix." Good enough for me.
377 Wary (20) A flea, startled awake by your rummaging, bites you on the arm and then hops away.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
340 Wary (20) A mosquito buzzes out of the pocket and stings you on the leg.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
656 Wary (20) A moth flutters out of the pocket and lands on the tip of your nose. You brush it away, but not before it bites you. Dangit! You didn't even know moths had mouths.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
395 Wary (20) Some invisibly small insect bites your hand as you reach into the pocket. Was it a mite? I suppose it might have been.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
424 Wary (20) The pocket contains a tiny pressed flower, which attracts a nearby bee, which stings you. You crush the pressed flower in a fit of bee-induced rage.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
259 Wary (20) The pocket contains an ant, which crawls onto the palm of your hand. "Hey, little guy, what's OUCH!" you say, as the ant betrays you.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
297 Wary (20) This pocket contains a sleeping baby bat. Angry at having been awoken, it bites you on the hand and flaps away into the night.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
530 Wary (20) Turns out a wasp was sleeping in there, which you learn by way of a painful finger sting.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
505 Wary (20) Unfortunately, the pocket contains a live scorpion.
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
98 Wary (20) A spider bites your finger, then skitters away. Dangit!
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
398 Wary (20) A snake, concealed in the bottom of the pocket, bites you on the hand before slithering away. Who keeps a snake in their shorts?
HPYou lose 1 hit point.
556 Well-Rested (60) You spend so long looking for something in this pocket that you fall asleep. When you wake up, you feel great!
35 Well-Swabbed Ear (60) A Q-tip? Might as well go at it.
360 What's That Smell? (80) There's nothing in this pocket, but when you pull your hand out it smells like asparagus.
127 Whitened Teeth (40)
Gleaming White Teeth (30)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH!
619 Whitened Teeth (40)
Very Clean Teeth (40)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH!
553 Whitened Teeth (40)
Winning Smile (20)		 Teeth. Teeth TEETH. Teeth TEETH TEETH TEETH!
538 Whitened Teeth (80) A ghostly tube of toothpaste? Weird! Might as well brush!
295 Wintergreen Warmongery (20)
Also Schmeckt Zarathustra (20)		 You find some loose potato chips and just toss them into your mouth. They're not even the same flavor! Ugh.
312 Wintergreen Warmongery (50) You find a small bag of weird potato chips and munch your way through it without even thinking.
219 Wreathed in Smoke (40) A smoke machine?

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