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== '''Valhalla Guidelines''' == | |||
[ | These are here pending the Guidelines fate. If the Guidelines are deleted, I'll be modifying this. | ||
'''I.''' All ye who enter must greet with ye olde saying, "Fuck Salt!" | |||
'''II.''' When hurling yon [[Brick|brick]], make sure to call yon recipient "fucker" at least once. | |||
'''III.''' Ye olde [[The_Gigantic_Superfluous_Fountain|fountain]] is public domain for bathing, swimming, cleaning, and urination. | |||
'''IV.''' Respect yon fellow chatters. Use full words, and not ye olde "1337 sp34k". | |||
'''V.''' Any and all useage of ye olde words "lol", "zomg", and anything ending with "bbq" is acceptable if used as sattire or for mocking. Unless an actual BBQ is being held, then ye olde useage is fine. | |||
'''VI.''' beware ye of weak hearts! Only the brave should venture into one of minders' links! | |||
'''VII.''' Bukkake is an acceptable topic of discussion if you like to live dangerously, but any visual form of [[wikipedia:bukkake|bukkake]] summons ye olde wrath of ye olde mods. | |||
'''VIII.''' Let it be known that ye owl is Valhalla's national bird. | |||
'''IX.''' The one known as TavernWench is most wise, beautiful, and benevolent, and would NEVER ban ye olde Valhalla regulars, unless they deseve it. | |||
'''X.''' Let it be known that the [[Dictionary|dictionary]] kills yon [[Vicious Easel]]. Failing ye olde book of words, a thrust smack is also acceptable. | |||
'''XI.''' Let it be known that common questions are allowed in all channels (except for /trade), but often get answered faster in/newbie, and buying and selling ye olde goods belongs in /trade. | |||
'''XII.''' Beware the one known as minders! She is, in actuality, a chatbot, pretending to be a 30 year old gay man, pretending to be a 28 year old straight woman from Florida! | |||
'''XIII.''' To all ye emoters, be wary of flamey emote violence. All who dare violenty spam will incur the wrath of ye mods. (i.e. ''Alienware220 cuts everybodys hands off so they cant type'') | |||
Revision as of 19:46, 15 June 2006
Essentials
Name: Scorpios
ID: #32134
Runs:
Current
Class: Turtle Tamer
Level: 7
Sign: Packrat (Moxie)
Past
| Class | Level | Path | Sign |
| Accordian Thief | 21 | N/A | N/A |
| Pastamancer | 11 | Softcore, Boozetafarian | Marmot (Myst.) |
| Turtle Tamer | 12 | Hardcore, No Path | Wallaby (Muscle) |
| Disco Bandit | 12 | Softcore, No Path | Packrat (Moxie) |
| Turtle Tamer | 7 | Hardcore, Oxygenarian | Packrat (Moxie) |
Stats
Actual Stats
Muscle: 36 (51)
Mysticality: 17 (27)
Moxie: 31 (35)
Meat: 176 (427,856 in Hagnk's)
Turns and Days
Turns Total: 24,866
Turns This Run: 1560
Days Total: 431
Days This Run: 39
Consumption
Favorite Food: Abominable Snowcone
Favorite Booze: Bloody Beer
Clan
Clan: Chapter XIV
Past Clans: The Unscrewed Army
Highest Title: Scorpios (Clan Owner)
Previous Highest Titles: Lord Scorpios (Second-in-command) in The Unscrewed Army
Trophies, Tattoos, and Familiars
Trophies: 14
Proudest: Tiny Plastic Trophy, Big Boat, and This Lousy Trophy
Tattoos: 30 (21 unique, 4 ascension, and 5 class)
Proudest: Bow Tux, Crimbo Duds, Radio Free Regalia
Familiars: 28
Proudest: Crimbo Elfling, Sweet Nutcracker, Hannukimbo Dreidle, GPoaS
Rares
Rares: 3268 (Rares count retired items, ultra-rares, ect. This number does not include ascension rewards, rares on multis, clockwork keys, or other such items)
Rare Sets:
Oyster Eggs (Complete set, 64 items in total)
Cola War (Complete set, 190 items in total)
Mafia Icy Peak (Complete set, 209 items in total)
Halloween Candies (Complete set, 1268 items in total)
Rarest: 3 complete Bow Tuxes (And then some), radio button candy, gnollish nunchaku, 9 retired familiars, every Crimbo '04/'05 item, children's meal of the damned
Accomplishments
From Profile
You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
You have proven yourself literate.
You have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
You have unlocked 30 tattoos.
You have earned 14 trophies.
You have collected 28 familiars.
You have fetched a larva for the Council.
You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
You have found the Dolphin King's treasure.
You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.
You have slain the Boss Bat.
You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
You have taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
You have cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
You have completed 1 Hardcore ascension.
You have picked 15 pretty flowers in PvP combat.
You contributed 20 drinks to the Council's efforts to get the Knott Yetis to breed.
Other Accomplishments
- Collecting a good fortune in rares
- Bringing a lot of friends into the game
- His KOL friends
- His work in TUA
- His early ascension
- His player ID
- Having a Crimbo Elfling
- Creating the first reported baconstone pendant
- Assorted other things
Miscellaneous
Account Created: December 01, 2004
Net Worth: Approximately 211,000,000 (As of 2/6/06)
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Valhalla Guidelines
These are here pending the Guidelines fate. If the Guidelines are deleted, I'll be modifying this.
I. All ye who enter must greet with ye olde saying, "Fuck Salt!"
II. When hurling yon brick, make sure to call yon recipient "fucker" at least once.
III. Ye olde fountain is public domain for bathing, swimming, cleaning, and urination.
IV. Respect yon fellow chatters. Use full words, and not ye olde "1337 sp34k".
V. Any and all useage of ye olde words "lol", "zomg", and anything ending with "bbq" is acceptable if used as sattire or for mocking. Unless an actual BBQ is being held, then ye olde useage is fine.
VI. beware ye of weak hearts! Only the brave should venture into one of minders' links!
VII. Bukkake is an acceptable topic of discussion if you like to live dangerously, but any visual form of bukkake summons ye olde wrath of ye olde mods.
VIII. Let it be known that ye owl is Valhalla's national bird.
IX. The one known as TavernWench is most wise, beautiful, and benevolent, and would NEVER ban ye olde Valhalla regulars, unless they deseve it.
X. Let it be known that the dictionary kills yon Vicious Easel. Failing ye olde book of words, a thrust smack is also acceptable.
XI. Let it be known that common questions are allowed in all channels (except for /trade), but often get answered faster in/newbie, and buying and selling ye olde goods belongs in /trade.
XII. Beware the one known as minders! She is, in actuality, a chatbot, pretending to be a 30 year old gay man, pretending to be a 28 year old straight woman from Florida!
XIII. To all ye emoters, be wary of flamey emote violence. All who dare violenty spam will incur the wrath of ye mods. (i.e. Alienware220 cuts everybodys hands off so they cant type)
